Random Crankiness

[thegrrrl2002]

1. Coffeeshops should serve good coffee. If you're going to serve watered-down crap, don't call yourself a coffeeshop. As a matter of fact, if you're going to serve watered-down good coffee, don't call yourself a coffeeshop. Call yourself a "Brown Water" shop. I really want to patronize small local businesses, but you know, there's a reason why Starbucks is so popular.

2. Sore boobs. PMS would be a little more tolerable if I didn't wake myself up at night every time I rolled over. Because--owie.

3. It's still not time for season 3 of SGA. There's still no promo pics. No spoiler pics. No naked Rodney. Or John. Sitting on my desk. What's up with that?

4. You know that little pull-down menu you use to choose your userpic for the post (on lj's web interface)? The icon descriptions are in alphabetical order, except that all the capitalized letters go first, and then lower case. That is really, really annoying.

5. I have a John/Rodney fic in progress that's not working, but I can't seem to start a new one, either. I'm totally stalled out. Which is pretty common for PMS, actually.

6. But at least I have a fabulous crankypants icon from mmmchelle. It's the best icon ever.

7. And now I'm going to try and install GIMP on my mac here at work, so I can actually get some work done. I'm not fond of macs. Macs are not fond of me. Wish me luck.

Comments

[shetiger.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry for the cranky. But that is an awesome icon.

I don't have PMS breasts, but I do have three brand new claw marks down my right breast. Plus a good sized gash on my middle finger. One should not trip over cat#1 while carrying cat#2. Owww.

*sends hugs and good coffee*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You poor thing! Owie!!

I swear cats plot those kinds of things. They specialize in tripping people up. Silly animals.

[alyse]

OMG, yes! They are masters of the art of lurking with nefarious tripping intent.

And then they have the unmitigated gall to actually howl if you accidentally stand on the tails that were certainly not in the way when you started to put your foot down.

And for some reason these things always seem to happen at the top of a flight of stairs.

Hmmm...

::is suspicious and tries to remember whether the cats are mentioned in the will::

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: They're always up to no good. They're probably re-written your will.

The tail thing--I love how the slightest amount of pressure from a bare foot results in an ear-splitting screech. And then a wounded look. While you're trying to recover from the heart attack. *g*

[shetiger.livejournal.com]

Yes, and of course this causes the other cat (who always pretends to be so tough and intimidating) to freak the fuck out (and leave tread claw marks behind). Woose.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

It's a complete circus with two of them, isn't it?

::pets carefully:: Be sure to disinfect those scratches! I had one get infected once. Ouch! No fun at all.

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

Cats are all about the melodrama. *gg* I remember reading something ages ago, a cat diary, which was absolutely perfect. It went something like. . .

Day 1. I hate the dog. He grovels and sucks up constantly. It's disgusting.

Day 2. I hate the bird. He speaks their language and I know he's ratting me out.

Day 3. I brought the silly humans a decapitated mouse today, just to strike terror and let them know what was in store for them. They petted me and told me what a good cat I was. Stupid humans.

*giggles*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I remember seeing that somewhere, LOL! So true. I totally buy it. *g*

[torra.livejournal.com]

Do you mean this: http://www.pawsperouspets.com/humor/catdiary.shtml

What can I say? I'm a sucker for VSD's and evil plots, both. ::G::