Bah, Monday.

[thegrrrl2002]

It's freezing in the office. I have a heater, but it's a big room so it's going to take a while to heat the place up. It's freezing in here because it's freezing outside, and that makes me very cranky. A little springtime would be nice, being that its April and all, okay? Go away, snowflakes, go away!

::grumbles::

One thing that is warming me up though is oxoniensis' Hugs, Cuddles and Kisses Challenge. It's like the porn battle only it's expanded to include the cuddle stuff, too. So, all of you--go over there and write. Cuddly John/Rodney porn would brighten up my morning enormously. ::is so bossy::

And last but not least, happy birthday to the lovely feather_autant! Hope it's a good one, with cake. Lots of cake! And an umbrella in your drink. *g*

ETA: And it's raqs's birthday too! Woo! Happy birthday, sweetie!

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[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I had several an umbrella drink last night. I might be just a tad hung over from that. *g*

What's up with this weather? My parents say the whole south side of their house is a solid sheet of ice.

Cuddly porn can't help but warm things up though. *g* ::runs off to read::

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::cuddles with you::

It's all cloudy and dreary out now. Fine. I'm just going to sit here and sulk about it. And wish I had an umbrella drink or two myself. *g* Sounds like you celebrated in an appropriate manner!

***

"Hold on, Rodney--"

"Haven't you had enough to drink yet, Colonel Hiccup?"

John lifts his tikki-esque cup, tilts his head back and gulps the last of his drink, ignoring the ice cube that hits him in the nose. "Those were not hiccups," he insists.

"Right." Rodney's expression is somewhere between amused and exasperated. It makes John want to kiss him. "Come on, let's head back to the room. It's almost closing time."

"Wait, wait--" John frowns at the table. "Did you see my--I had a little umbrella, a pink one, right?"

"No, we didn't bring umbrellas, it's not raining--it's not even cloudy out."

"Not that kind of umbrella, Rodney." John rolls his eyes so hard that he loses his balance. Really, for a smart guy Rodney can be so dense sometimes.

Rodney curls his hand around John's arm. "I think it's time to get you to bed."

"Ooooh, right." John raises his eyebrows suggestively, because he is so going to ravish Rodney when they get back. "Hey, what's so funny?"

Still laughing, Rodney shakes his head. John is about to raise a fuss when Rodney tugs his arm. "Bed," Rodney says again.

"Oh, okay." John lets Rodney lead him out of the bar.

"Like you're going to do anything other than crash," Rodney tells him.

"Nope. You're wrong, Rodney. I'm fine. Just a little loose." John demonstrates how loose he is by wiggling his hips.

"Just get in there before you scare the neighbors." Rodney unlocks the door and shoves John into the room.

"Hey--Oh, we're here already." John grins and pulls his shirt off. "Whoa--gotta pee."

"Thank you for sharing that." Rodney kicks his shoes off and sits on the bed.

The bathroom is cool and bright, really bright, and peeing takes a while. John maybe did have a few more drinks than usual, but they were the fruity ones and he likes those, especially the ones with the cup and the big face it and the little paper umbrella. He flushes and stumbles out of the bathroom. "You know, I really wish I had--oh."

He stops and stares. Rodney is lying naked on the bed, naked except for one small pink umbrella, tucked into his pubic hair and leaning against his cock at jaunty angle.

"What where you saying?" Rodney asks, all wide-eyed innocence.

"You--you thief, you!" And John laughs his way all the way up Rodney's body.

***

[raqs.livejournal.com]

awwww, thank you! i am having a good one! *smooch*

sorry it's cold there - it is here too. hopefully you're warm now.

here's some cold guys:

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"Daniel, you can't do that in here."

Daniel grinned into his gloves and pressed forward again. "No?" he asked innocently.

"You know damn well you can't."

"Do you have a problem with sharing body heat, Jack? Because this marble is cold and it's chilly on this planet and even if we're not in danger of freezing to death, I didn't think you'd begrudge me a little -"

"You're not stealing body heat, you're causing it."

Daniel grinned again and pressed his groin against Jack. It was Jack's fault for leaning on his pack that particular way, Daniel thought to himself, all curled up and just begging to be spooned and once a person was spooned...

Daniel pressed again. Jack's warmth just barely bled through the layers of clothes, but his buttocks, just the right combination of firm and soft, generated plenty of heat on their own. They felt so good pressing into Daniel's hardening length that Daniel couldn't resist putting some English on the thrust, rotating a little -

"DANIEL!" Jack yelled. "Do you not recall that another away team is going to find this pit any minute now?"

"And they'll call out to us, shine their flashlights down here, throw us some ropes." Just to prove how nonchalant he was, Daniel put out a hand to grasp Jack's hip and pull it closer. "I know the drill, Jack. We've done this a few times."

"You idiot," Jack growled, leaning back in a way that was totally at odds with his words and letting Daniel grind himself into Jack harder. Daniel prevented himself from chuckling and put a good rotation on the next one, pushing himself so hard into that glorious warm hardness that he saw a few stars...

"Colonel! Need a hand?" said the marine and the flashlight beam cut down through the darkness toward the huddled men. A rope, conveniently knotted, flopped down after.

"No harm no foul," Daniel muttered in a rather dark mood as Jack rolled gracefully to his feet.

"No foul for ME," Jack said in that entirely under-his-breath way he had that meant no sound could carry but Daniel could hear him just fine - too fine. Jack cocked his head. "I'm not the one who's going to have blue balls all the way home, eh?"

Daniel scowled and swung up his pack to shoulder it as Jack said quietly in a sing-song voice, "Should have listened to meee......"

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yay!! ::flails:: Naughty Daniel! Smug Jack!!

I'm all warm and toasty now! You totally rock. ::smooches::

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

It's *hailing* like a mo'fo right now, but I feel all warm and happy. I can so see Rodney stealing the umbrella! The brat. Somehow I don't think John minds too much. I know I certainly don't. *g*

Birthday porn! It just doesn't get any better than this. Thank you so much! ::hugs you::

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, sweetie! Tipsy John is just too damn much fun. And Rodney knows how to have fun with him, too. *g*

I hope you have some nice weather by now. It's gotten a little bit warmer here, but not much. ::is still mildly sulky::