Very Important Stuff

Title: As Real As It Gets
Author: thegrrrl2002
Word count: 1478
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: John Sheppard to the rescue. For real.
Notes: Written for my cliche_bingo card prompt "hallucinations/visions". Special thanks to chellefic for the read-through.

( As Real As It Gets )

Just a wee bit of porny stuff, inspired by some lovely artwork.

ETA: Now with a link to the fabulous artwork by chkc!

( Distraction )

Title: An Accidental Assignation
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2966
Summary: John and Rodney. Trapped in a room. Total fluff.

( An Accidental Assignation )

First of all - GIP! Thanks to the lovely and talented crysothemis. I'm still rather speechless over the loveliness of John's naked shoulders.

And secondly:

( Because They Can )

mmmchelle and I made fic! Oh so crafty John vs Oblivious Rodney. Read it here:

An Inaccurate Telling

It was such great fun to write. chelle made me giggle so much. She has the best ideas EVER.

Title: Sparkling
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2306
Summary: John works the hibachi, much to Rodney's delight. This is just a little follow up of sorts to lamardeuse's utterly delightful mcshep_match fic, Good Neighbor Policy, which kind of snuck into my heart and made itself at home there.

( Sparkling )

I wrote a little mcsmooch fic earlier today called Evening Song, which was a total indulgence of my need for future fic schmoopiness. It's the kind of thing that makes me very very happy to think about.

Which came in handy today since I then ventured out to buy new clothes for work. Only to find that cute summer blouses STILL do not button properly over my chest, and those adorable empire-waist tops still sit too high on my somewhat ample bosom (I wear only a C-cup! Really! ...okay, sometimes D, depending on the brand). I know those seams are meant to go under the breasts, not across the middle. So not flattering. Apparently I am still taller and broader in the shoulder than the average woman. I suppose if I were ambitious I'd buy extra large shirts and tailor them to fit, but that would involve things like sewing, which I do not do.

So many pretty shirts out there, all on sale for ridiculously low prices, and I can't get a damn thing to fit. Aside from your basic t-shirt style shirt. Which I already plenty of.

However, I did get a swimsuit on sale at Kohl's for $30. Woo! It's one of those two piece tankini things, with the little skirt attached to the bottom piece. So cute! And on sale!

Who needs grownup work clothes, anyway?

John and Rodney porn. As part of unamaga's Kamasutrathon. (Link is not worksafe, neither is the image below the cut.)

~1300 words. I included the image I used as a prompt below, but be sure to check out unamaga's journal for the rest of the pics and resulting fics. Woo! That is some good stuff.

ETA: Check out the improved pic by crysothemis in the comments! ::squees::

( One Step Further )

Written for mcsmooch, which is open again for kisses! Yay! There can never be enough mcsmooches.

Moonlight and Mickey Finn

chelle and I made fic! Porny romantic John/Rodney fic!

Title: The Un-Irking of John Sheppard
Authors: mmmchelle and thegrrrl2002
Word count : 5700
Summary: After noticing the pool at the base of the tower in "Quarantine" (see beneath cut) we decided John and Rodney really needed a romantic walk in the moonlight. Or maybe, you know, a swim.

( The Un-Irking of John Sheppard )