A little John and Rodney picspam

[thegrrrl2002]

Now see, that's really pretty. With the mouth and all. Note the wrinkles on John's shirt. That's what happens when his shirt ends up under Rodney's bed.


Close-up and pretty.


Aw, Rodney. You always make me feel better.


Randomly pretty Rodney.


Smirky pretty John is smirky.


Hee.


Sly Rodney.


Nnnngh John.


And then Rodney just grabbed John and kissed him and John couldn't believe how perfect it was so then they got naked and kissed some more and Rodney did some really pervy things with his mouth and they lived happily ever after.

The End.

[screencaps courtesy of ariane179254]



ETA: Now with added most-adorable-comment-fic ever!

Comments

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Awwww BOYS!!

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Aw, hon - sorry about the RL. I've been on the receiving end as well. John and Rodney - pretty John and Rodney - always make everything better. Thank you! And:

And then Rodney just grabbed John and kissed him and John couldn't believe how perfect it was so then they got naked and kissed some more and Rodney did some really pervy things with his mouth and they lived happily ever after.

PUUUURFECT!!

[reginagiraffe]

And then Rodney just grabbed John and kissed him and John couldn't believe how perfect it was so then they got naked and kissed some more and Rodney did some really pervy things with his mouth and they lived happily ever after.

I like *your* fairy tales!

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

aslkdjhfaklsdf WIN WIN WIN.

you totally win.

hey! I am directionless - prompt me and I will write a happy distraction of your choice!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Aja;oifjag, boys do always make things better. *hugs you* And I especially like how in this one, John has an adorable hook of hair at the back of his head, like you might find him hanging from a shelf in Toys'R'Us with a price tag stuck to his bum.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

\o/

[aesc.livejournal.com]

like you might find him hanging from a shelf in Toys'R'Us with a price tag stuck to his bum.

*shoplifts him!*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

They bring the happy, don't they?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sweetie. ::squishes you:: I hope things get better for you, too.

At least we have new SGA tonight! More pretty!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Iz not fairy tale!! Iz true!!!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome!

[tex.livejournal.com]

I love all these, especially the last one (because I know that's exactly how it happened). I will just never ever recover from the perfect beauty that was The Shrine. *happy sigh*

PS. I almost didn't recognize John in that second shot. The shadow on his face looked like he had hair down over his eyes and at first glance, I thought, What's Val Kilmer doing there?? hahaha It scared me!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're so sweet!

How about Sly!Rodney for a prompt?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I would SO buy him. Hee!!

::squishes:

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::smooches you::

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

::squishes back::

At least we have new SGA tonight! More pretty!

Ooh yes, and extra added Daniel pretty, too!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::nods:: It did happen EXACTLY that way.

I suppose John does look a little like Val Kilmer there! Hah! I love that pic though. I may be developing a bit of an obsession with the stubble just under his lower lip. ::stares::

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

Oh, I hope life treats you better soon -- you deserve! Thank you for sharing the delicious John and Rodney; I feel better, too.

[lillyjk.livejournal.com]

shiny and pretty

*sigh*

[melagan.livejournal.com]

Your sceencaps make me feel much better too. And I wasn't even having a lousy day

It's the power of the boys! I see caps like this and I just want to porn them up so bad

[mezzo-cammin.livejournal.com]

Yum. Especially smirky John with the tendon on the side of his neck all lickable and such.

I'm sorry r/l is not being nice to you. :::::spanks r/l:::::

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

The kaffa pods are the problem – the slightly sweet dried fruits freely distributed to guests on M22-4X5 to which Rodney is (it would be fair to say) abso-fucking-lutely addicted. It makes him into a crazy person, John's decided, a crazy person who can think only of the delights of a low-grade kaffa buzz, who eats the damn things until his lips are shiny and stained with juice, who smiles benevolently at the world, cheeks stuffed happily as if he's some kind of inter-galactic, cross-species hamster. It's undignified, the way he gets gleeful and pliant when there's kaffa to be savored, and his happy little grin does things to bits of John most usually tucked inside John's pants that John would rather behaved when they're on diplomatic missions.

"No more," he says to Rodney across the dinner table.

Rodney squints at him. "I'm sorry. Someone die and make you King?"

"You know how you get," John says, pointing a finger at the pile of empty pods on Rodney's plate.

Rodney snorts and picks up another pod. "Make me."

John's tucked-away parts twitch with interest at that idea. "Hey," he says, very low. It's debatable whether he's addressing Rodney or his own dick. "Just. You know. Hey."

Which is when the speeches start, so John has to be quiet for the next half an hour. His attention wanders from Rodney and his pods – necessarily so, considering the way Rodney sucks out the tiny kaffa seeds and licks the pods in a fashion that's entirely lewd, if anyone wants his opinion – and then there's the trade parchment to sign and all the little bows to make and he really doesn't wise up until they're almost back to the gate.

"What did you do?" he asks Rodney.

Rodney raises his eyebrows and eyes John innocently. "Hmmm?"

"You did something."

Rodney lifts his chin and doesn't quite smile. "You're delusional."

John hangs back a step and eyes Rodney from behind, the contours of his jacket and pants, the way his thigh holster lies snug against his leg. He doesn't see anything unusual, jogs ahead, turns around and walks backward while checking Rodney out.

"Really, the attention is flattering, but . . ."

John snorts. "Where are you hiding them?"

Rodney lifts his chin a little more. "Hiding what?"

"You know." John slows so that Rodney catches up and has to stumble to a halt, nudging into John's personal space. "You zipped your jacket. They're under your jacket."

"You're insane," Rodney says. "It's just chilly, and . . ."

John lets his P-90 fall to his chest and reaches out, tugs on Rodney's zipper. "You are so transparent."

"Hey!"

"Come on, show me . . ."

"I'll have you know that I . . ."

John slides his hand inside Rodney's jacket, causing Rodney to make a strange squeaking noise and arch away. John arranges his features into an innocent mask. "Oh. Sorry. Did I . . ."

"You know I’m ticklish!" Rodney hisses. "That is just unfair. You are an unfair bag of unfair unfairness!"

"Bag," John says, nodding, and lets his fingers undertake a little more exploration of Rodney's under-jacket secrets. Rodney yelps, twists, snorts and giggles in a manner not at all expected of someone who's in his fifth decade of life, and John dislodges two packets of kaffa pods in the ensuing flurry of flailing arms and scattered curses.

"Mine!" Rodney says eloquently when John holds them up.

"You have no poker face," John says patiently.

"Well. That's as may be." Rodney tilts his chin again. "But I like those and I thought I would just . . ."

John opens a bag and takes out a kaffa pod, splits it with his fingers and sucks out the seeds.

"Oh," Rodney says, flushing pink. "I, um . . . do I – I look like . . ."

"Mmmhmmm," John says, tonguing the last few seeds from the pod.

"Okay," Rodney says tightly. "I'm – we're . . . home now," and he grabs John's hand – and one of the bags of kaffa pods – and drags him toward the gate.

"Sly dog," John grins, and it's anyone's guess if he means Rodney or himself.

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

And then Rodney just grabbed John and kissed him and John couldn't believe how perfect it was so then they got naked and kissed some more and Rodney did some really pervy things with his mouth and they lived happily ever after.

I love you so much. *squishes*

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

ADORABLES!

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry rl is being a pain- hope it gets better soon.

I love the 4th one down so much, Rodeny's so pretty when he's thinky!

[reginagiraffe]

Of course it's true. It's a tale about two fairies. *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeee they're both so sly!!Super sly! And maybe even wily!! ::adores you::

"Hey," he says, very low. It's debatable whether he's addressing Rodney or his own dick. "Just. You know. Hey."

Oh, John. *g*

And I want a gleeful, undignified, pliant Rodney of my own. ::makes with the grabby hands::

Thank you for the happy!

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Ps. I had this open for when I have time, but I notice the link to sheafrotherdon's comment fic (which is KILLING ME NOT TO READ RIGHT NOW OMG) isn't working--it shows up as a link but nothing happens when it's clicked.

Here's the thread in case it's easier just to C&P:

http://thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com/151434.html?thread=5953930#t5953930

and because I couldn't not look, OMG adorable, yay! I loved this picspam!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Thanks for catching that, I had a typo in the code! ::rolls eyes:: I'm such a dork.

I'm glad you enjoyed the pics!

[aesc.livejournal.com]

SO SILLY THEY ARE!!!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you, you're so sweet! I'm glad you enjoyed the pics. I just love staring at the two of them. So. Pretty!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::nods::

Aren't they, though?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

They are made for pornin! *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

John has a very, very lickable neck!

And thank you. RL should be calming down soon...hopefully.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::squishes back::

It's true, that's exactly what happened in that pic. Rodney just WENT for it.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Thank you, hopefully things can calm down soon!

And I just want to nuzzle Rodney's pretty pretty skin. He's so glowy!

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

heeee!

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

Or, because of the shirt-wrinkle placement, they could have been caused by Rodney grabbing John's shirt right at chest level when he pulled him in for a passionate, lusty kiss. :)

I'm sorry RL is sucking! It seems to be going around. Hopefully it'll even out soon. ::hugs you::

[lysambre.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reminding me why exactly I love SGA so much, I was in dire need.