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Soooo, I was making icons today (as opposed to doing something useful with my day off) and came to very important conclusion regarding Jack and Daniel's faces. BTW, please feel free to take any of these icons, if you are so inclined. Nothing fancy, just my feeble attempt to make a point.



It all started with my realization that Daniel makes a funny little wrinkly spot between his eyebrows when he frowns. It comes from drawing his eyebrows together:


It's very similar to my sister's Labrador Retriever, quite frankly. And just as endearing. It's generally an indication that Daniel is either a) feeling very earnest or is b) trying hard to understand something complicated, whether it be the inscribed glyphs on an alien device, or why on earth is Jack is wearing that shirt with those pants. It's not to be confused with the wrinkly forehead, which is due to raising the eyebrows, rather than tucking them together, and is not a frown at all:



This is an expression indicating surprise or dismay, as in "Take my pants off? Here? Now?" or "I can't believe Jack is wearing that shirt with those pants".

Now, Jack--Jack has an entirely different look to him when he frowns:



Yes, Jack has the squinty frown. His brows go down, rather than come together, and his cheeks sometimes get in on the act. He has one line between his brows, not a complicated little wrinkle. And, unlike Daniel, he doesn't come across as particularly earnest when he frowns, either. He just looks annoyed. Or maybe even pissed. "Is that a Goa'uld Mothership on the horizon?" or "Oh, for crying out loud, Daniel, just take your clothes off."

Jack also does the wrinkled forehead of surprise, and it looks pretty silly on him, if you ask me:



As in, "how was I supposed to know Teal'c was going to come barging in?"

So, the question I pose is: Which one is sexier? I'm thinking that the Daniel crinkly frown is awful cute, but the Jack squinty frown is hot.The squinty frown means trouble, and possibly, danger. The crinkly frown may mean trouble, too, but in an entirely different context. ("But Jack, listen, let me try this again....")

I may need to examine more images to confirm this, though.

My final thought is:



Because--you know? Chest hair trumps all. *g*

Date: 2004-09-06 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com
Love all your examples and explanations. I never think much about Jack's frowns because Daniel is a drama queen and does them more often. Now I'll be thinking about the different frowns at 2 in the morning and contemplating getting out tapes.

Date: 2004-09-06 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirty-diana.livejournal.com
This is possibly the best post about anything ever.

Date: 2004-09-06 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eregyrn.livejournal.com
I think it was [livejournal.com profile] raqs who I first heard describe Daniel's frown as the "chevron-y" frown; because a chevron is an upside-down V shape, and that's really the shape that he gets there when he does that thing. You're right, I totally hadn't noticed before that generally, Daniel doesn't squint when he frowns.

I noticed Jack's frowns all the time. :) (le sigh) That vertical line is actually visible almost all the time, although it's a lot stronger when he frowns. And he can do this thing where his eyebrows come *down* in the center but he doesn't actually squint (like example #1 above), and I think that when he does that, he looks *SO* supremely pissed-off. And you're also right -- Jack's earnest look never involves the frown or the squint.

And you're also *SO* right. Chest hair really does trump all! :D Especially when it's just peeking out of an open collar.

Date: 2004-09-06 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gigitrek.livejournal.com
Fascinating. I appreciated how you supported your hypotheses with stimulating visual aids. Very, ah, stimulating aids...

Personally, I find Daniel's facial expressions more appealing. Jack appears to either be suffering some form of medical distress, or, in the case of exhibit Jack-B (2), like he has seen something truly disturbing (such as an alternate universe Jack and Sam getting it on in the locker room.) However, the chest hair is not to be overlooked, neither are such (unmentioned) points such as Jack's hands, back and sunglasses. So at this time, it would be impossible for me to make a definitive statement.

But I'll look the evidence over again, just in case.

Date: 2004-09-06 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slb44.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmmm! Chest hair. Yes, indeed, it is all about the chest hair.

Well, okay, that down turned gaze is awfully hot too. Add that to the chest hair and yowzah! *bg*

Date: 2004-09-06 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notmonkey.livejournal.com
This is oddly fascinating and provides two more good examples of why Botox sucks. Frowny goodness!

Date: 2004-09-06 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] destina.livejournal.com
This is such a fabulous post. *g* I snagged two of your icons so I could do this with them:



Because I am a very pervy girl. *beams proudly*

Date: 2004-09-06 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You know, looking at your icon (which I really enjoy doing) makes me realize that perhaps Daniel is at his scariest when his forehead is smooth. Still brows--run for cover!

Date: 2004-09-06 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
LOL, you're sweet! It's more like a post about nothing, so I almost didn't go through with it. I thought maybe I was the only one obsessed with the minutiae of their facial expressions. *g*

Date: 2004-09-06 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You mean like this? Brows come all way down--a very focused frown. Yeah, he does look pissed.

I knew I could count on you to agree re the chest hair. Plus there's something about the whole open-collar/exposed throat thing that makes me all wibbly. And the blue shirt is really workin' for him there.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
He does look as though he's smelled something bad, doesn't he? Although in one of those pics he is suffering--I think it was from "Enemy Mine", when he was in the infirmary.

And if you come across any further data, such as Jack hands, back and sunglasses, please, do share. Oh, wait, there's data staring me right in the face--your icon. Hands. Yup. You definitely have a point there.

Maybe we need a Jack/Daniel hand comparison...with visuals, of course.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hee! I can guess which camp you're in. And don't forget the eyelashes--Jack has sinfully long eyelashes.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hell yeah! With botox, it would be all "Absolute Power" Daniel. He was quite smooth-foreheaded in that ep.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Licky Daniel! Awestruck Jack! I love it. You *are* a pervy girl.

Date: 2004-09-06 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Oh--and I'm seeing the chevrony thing now. Cool!

Date: 2004-09-06 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karendreamer.livejournal.com
I love this, I absolutely love it. I do love Jack's chest hair, and how much Daniel loves Jack's chest hair.

Thank you for the silly grin I'm wearing.

Karen

Date: 2004-09-06 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Oh, you know Daniel nuzzles that throat and chest every chance he gets. Jack has to wear turtlenecks just to keep him in line. *g*

Glad you liked the pics! I do so love that one of Jack. Mmmm.

Date: 2004-09-06 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelly-girl.livejournal.com
Ha! Still brows make foreign countries go boom. They also make Jack their sex slave but that's another story.

Date: 2004-09-06 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy86.livejournal.com
I thought I was going to have trouble getting to sleep tonight. (Watching too much "Sex and the City" gets me down - no matter how much I remind myself IT'S NOT A FUCKING DOCUMENTARY, I inevitably feel like a dried up, frigid old maid. *le sigh*).

But now, having lost myself in a happy place staring at several of those icons... sweet dreams are made of this...

Date: 2004-09-07 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saladscream.livejournal.com
::wipes tears in her eyes::
OMG, you really made me laugh my socks off with that one !
Thanks for this little "forehead and frown" briefing : very educationnal...
It is a fascinating subject. And so very well documented, too !
I must admit I totally agree with your final thought.
::licks chest hair::
You rock, girl ! ;o)

Date: 2004-09-07 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirty-diana.livejournal.com
Ha. Their facial expressions are the best thing ever. Especially when it has nothing to do with the plot and Daniel is just standing way in the background amusing himself? And then I'm watching him instead of paying attention to the actual story, which you know was Michael Shank's intention in the first place? That's the best.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickdzoot.livejournal.com
I totally agree on the chest hair, although Daniel does have nice nipples......

Date: 2004-09-07 06:23 am (UTC)
ext_1758: (handsome)
From: [identity profile] raqs.livejournal.com
Isn't it just the sad truth that Jack is just plain hotter than Daniel?

And I say that as one who sincerely believes that Daniel is a lollipop.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:27 am (UTC)
ext_1758: (danielarms)
From: [identity profile] raqs.livejournal.com
YES! DANIEL HAS THE CHEVRONY FROWN! I'VE BEEN WRITING ABOUT IT SINCE DAY ONE!

your analysis, as ever, is spot on.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Eeee! Did I miss that post? Or was it in a fic, and I was distracted by the other goings-on, such as sex and snarking? My apologies. Chevrony frown, indeed. I like that.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You know, I've never been able to get into "Sex and the City". Only saw a half an ep, so maybe I never gave it a chance. But, yeah. Wrinkly foreheads are much more fun to look at.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I aim to educate. And I'll bet there are other body parts worth investigating. Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2004-09-07 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Ah, yes, The nipples. *g* They are quite lovely, I agree. Always a pleasure to see them.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
And I say that as one who sincerely believes that Daniel is a lollipop.

Hee! That's a great line. I'll bet Jack feels that way, too. But you're right, Jack's got the hot thing going. In a big way.

Date: 2004-09-07 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickdzoot.livejournal.com
::sighing::

We never see either often enough, dammit.

Date: 2004-09-07 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skater-g8r.livejournal.com
LOL so funny, but fascinating!!!
daniels wrinkly frown is very sweet! I much prefer that to his raised brow one he does! probably something to do with plucking 8-/

but IMO Jack wins!
maybe not the actual expessions, but the reasons behind them, he can frown for annoyance, but its the 'other' frowns, when he tries not to show emotion, as its difficult for him. Although his frowns may look similar, they are very differnt in context.
hes a man who rarely cries, but when he does! I crumble into tiny pieces ::sniffle::

I think Daniel is very readable in his expressions, but Jack needs more investigation.
hes a deep guy! hidden depths!!! thats sexy 8-))

Of course, i may be projecting! *g*

Date: 2004-09-07 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slb44.livejournal.com
Oh, gee, did I give myself away? *g*

And yeah, eyelashes like that on a guy should definitely be illegal.

Date: 2004-09-07 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I spend way too much time staring at pictures of these guys, don't I?

I agree with your assessment of Jack. Daniel wears his heart on his sleeve, but not Jack. There's a whole lot going on just beneath the surface, but he doesn't let it show. And when he does, it's heartbreaking.

Date: 2004-09-07 02:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Let's start a write-in campaign! We want nipples!

Date: 2004-09-07 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
your post, the icons, and all the coments really made my day. delicious eyebrows, wrinkles and everything else. *g*

Date: 2004-09-07 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barkley.livejournal.com
This entertained me muchly! Muchly, muchly!

Date: 2004-09-08 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Oh yes, they're quite tasty, aren't they? *g* Definitely worth examining closely.

Date: 2004-09-08 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Then my job here is done. Glad I could be of service, ma'am.

Date: 2004-09-08 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
and people at work wonder why i don't want to cover up my dj wallpaper with actual work. tsk. don't they understand i've got my priorites? heh *G*

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