More ficlets, Jack/Paul this time

I haven't forgotten my ficlet meme responsibilities! Here is a fresh batch of Jack/Paul ficlets Because Pookie needs some lovin', too.

gurrier requested a Jack/Paul ficlet with the line "I'm only going to say this once", spoken by Jack. Which kind of makes me go all shivery.

( Condiments and You (A Training Film) )

dirty_diana requested Jack/Paul with the line "I don't think that's going to work, sir."

( Maybe Not Such a Bad Thing After All )

And epeeblade requested Jack/Paul, and the intriguing line: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"

( Breaktime )