Bored, bored, bored.

[thegrrrl2002]

I have very little to do here at work today. Not that I'm about to let anyone here know that, although they're all off-site anyway. Had to postpone two meetings, thank you for letting me know you'd be out of town, Mr. CEO.

Seriously, I like the guy--he's sweet, and quite bright, but just a tad disorganized.

So, doesn't anyone out there want to entertain me with naughty Sheppard/McKay or Jack/Daniel snippets?

Please?

Comments

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

For some reason "naughty Jack/Daniel" made me think "Daniel and SG-1 as Goldilocks and the Three Bears." I'm stuck in a perpetual snickerfit at the moment.

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and there he is!" *snicker*

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

::sadly:: I've been hoping, too, but the only ones I've seen have been kinda awful.

[ane.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't you be writing snippets to entertain us?

One of the curators who I work for left town for the week and neglected to tell me, meanwhile he forgot to put me on an account like he was supposed to. Bosses, they're so unorganized.

[reedfem.livejournal.com]

I have very little to do here at work today.

Hmmm... sounds like you have time to write a snippet or two to entertain us.

::pleading bambi eyes::

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

You know, not that it was GOOD, in the sense that not that it was believable or anything. But somebody once posted in script-form a parody of SG-1 doing a British-style pantomime of "Goldilocks" that, I swear to god, puts me on the FLOOR. It has some lines in it that... oh wait, let me see if I can find it...

http://sg1-heliopolis.com/archive/87/goldilocksand1.html

Snickerfit, indeed. Well, for ME, anyway...

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm with ane and reedfem -- I TOTALLY (understandably) misread that as "doesn't anyone out there want me to entertain them with naughty...snippets?"

To which of course the answer is...

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

(jack/daniel, please)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Bedtime stories, yay!

You are very silly. But I like the idea. *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Okay, that was strange.

And it made me giggle muchly.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how much I love your icon? It's puuurrrrfect!

Hee!

I did post a snippet, in a separate post. I felt inspired after eating lunch.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I did, I did! I realized I was asking the wrong question. *g*

The worst thing about having not much to do at work, for me, is that I lose track of what little I do have to do. If that makes any sense.

But grant deadlines are ahead, so soon things will be bustling. And darn your boss for not letting you know he was leaving! They *are* unorganized. I would never be like that if I was in charge.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I do, and I did. In another post. Because I want to use my 'genuis' McKay icon as often as possible. *g*

I do want to write a genuine J/D story, though. Not a ficlet, but something with an actual plot. Must focus--must use brain.

Ow. it hurts.

[eregyrn.livejournal.com]

Strange covers it. I wish that there weren't so many typos and misspellings and stuff. And not all of the lines work. But occasionally they work so well that it just slays me.

"It is in fact a wooden spoon with which to stir my porridge of fluctuating temperature."

(And by the time the Tok'ra show up, I'm *gone*.)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I've discovered that it's very important to ask the right question. *g* I did just post a snippet, but it was Sheppard/McKay. I need to write a longer J/D, something meaty, if I could only think of some decent...meat.

You know what I mean.

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

So, doesn't anyone out there want to entertain me with naughty Sheppard/McKay or Jack/Daniel snippets?

I don't have a snippet, but I finally finished the sex toy story. It's still in rough draft, but I can email it to you if you like.

And if you need ideas for J/D fics, I have several I'd be happy to give away. /g/

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

I am very silly. Especially when I'm bored at work. I've spent most of the day rereading the stuff in suelac's recs post (http://www.livejournal.com/users/suelac/134951.html), and the rest of the day snickering over Daniel eating everyone's porridge.

Also, when thinking about Daniel trying out their chairs, all I can think of is that one line from Robin Hood, Men in Tights - "This means you *must* be my one true love, because it's just the right size!"

Seriously, my brain is free-associating some bizarre things today.

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

The Tok'ra using a bed as a base made me snicker. The thing as a whole? Reeeally bizarre. *g*

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

The only way this icon would be better is if it was of my Lilith's ears. Because she does it sooooo well.

And it's even better when she turns her back on you as a pointed statement of how much you suck.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yes and yes!

A snippet from me...

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

What if Daniel had a cleaning lady? Set in pre-ascencion SG universe. Still in 8-C.


Wreckage

Fra

2004


Mr. Jackson,
Your sheets are ruined again so I threw them out. I put a new set on and washed the blue set but it looks like that's it so if you want me to buy some new sets let me know and I'll leave the receipt next time.
Whatever was on the wall in the hallway won't come off so I'll have Omar come with me next time to paint it if that's okay with you. Or maybe you'd like him to just paint the wall a darker color so the stains don't show.
Mrs. Farmer says whatever you put down the garbage shoot got stuck and yelled at me for half an hour about it. I'm just warning you, the next time you see her, you may want to take cover. You are definitely on her list. She was pretty worried about a very loud noise last night and wonders if you're okay.
Also, Mr. O'Neill's, stuff, is in the shoebox by the door. Honestly, Mr. Jackson, I'm not a prude, but really, I would appreciate not knowing quite so much about you.
If you want me to pick up your shopping next time, call me BEFORE 10:00 cause Omar has the van during the day.
I put the stuff on your list in the pantry. Mostly. If you can't find anything, call me on my cell 303-555-8664. Some of the items I wasn't sure about. And you should really refrigerate chocolate sauce once it's been opened. I found half a can in the bedroom under the bed.
You left your coffee machine on again. All you have to do is set the auto shutoff and it won't be a problem. Omar says he'll show you AGAIN if you want.
The Bergman's sent you a coffee cake. Mrs. Berman made me promise to bring it right over so it would be fresh.
It's in the freezer next to the vodka.

Amelia

Re: A snippet from me...

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I adore you. Stains in the doorway, LOL! And charred coffee. That is so Daniel. This is perfect. Even the name--Amelia. I don't know why, but it really, really works.

Thank you, sweetie! I am tickled magenta.