Birthday Girl!

[thegrrrl2002]

Happy Birthday, my darlingest gigitrek!

Hope you have a marvelous day, with lots of cool presents! In case you were wondering what other important events occured on this day, I found some special little tidbits from This Day in History:

1982: KITT's Debut. The first episode of the television show Knight Rider aired on this day, starring David Hasselhoff as private eye Michael Knight. However, the real star of the show was "KITT," his talking car.

1990: X rating abolished. The Motion Picture Association of America abolishes the "X" rating, replacing it with "NC-17," a rating designating a film with content inappropriate for viewers under age 17.

And in 1888, poet T.S. Eliot was born in St. Louis, Missouri.

There you have it. Clearly, a special day in history.

And to celebrate, I have written a little ficlet, just for you.



Dinnertime

In his seven some-odd years with the Stargate program, Jack had learned to expect the unexpected. Still, when he walked through his door and found Daniel, laid out on his kitchen table, wearing nothing but his glasses, Jack was--well, Jack was surprised.

"Daniel?"

"Oh, hi Jack--you're home."

At first Jack couldn't figure out why Daniel's voice had that particular breathless quality to it. Then he noticed where Daniel's hand was, and the way Daniel's hips were moving. "Having fun?" he asked, even though the answer to that question was obvious.

"Um," Daniel bit his lip and frowned, as if Jack had asked him a very complicated question. "Yes."

"Okay." Jack shrugged his jacket off and pulled up a chair. No doubt about it, Daniel was pretty damn strange sometimes. Usually it was a good kind of strange. A kind of strange that he was growing to like very, very much, because it resulted him sitting down to the intriguing sight of Daniel's fingers wrapped around his thick cock, muscles flexing as his back moved up in a gentle arch. Jack leaned forward, the smooth skin of Daniel's chest inches away from his nose. "You know, I have to eat off this table."

Daniel grunted and pulled his legs up, bracing himself on his heels. "Like you haven't had your tongue oh, say, everywhere?"

"You have a point," Jack admitted. It was something he especially enjoyed, considering the way Daniel whimpered with every lick. "So what brought this on, anyway? Not that I'm complaining." He shifted in his chair, pants growing uncomfortably tight.

"Oh no? I thought I heard something that sounded like a complaint." Daniel wiggled his ass against the table.

"Daniel," Jack growled.

"Okay, okay. I was, oh." Daniel flung an arm up over his head and sighed, stilling his hips and squeezing himself. Jack recognized the move, Daniel's way of slowing things down. "I was about to make a sandwich, and I got to thinking of how I would like to do you on the table, but I wasn't sure if the table was strong enough."

Jack was afraid to ask how Daniel's thought processes went from turkey and swiss on rye to sex. "So you decided to test it out."

"One thing kind of led to another." Daniel stretched lazily, then started up again, pushing his cock through his fist. His movements were slow and deliberate.

"And what if someone was with me when I came through that door?" Jack could smell it now, smell the sweat that glistened on Daniel's throat.

Daniel turned to face him, head nestled in the crook of his elbow. "Alien influence."

"Good one. You're nuts, you know that?"

"Takes one to know one."

Jack found that if he leaned forward, he could get his mouth on Daniel's nipple, and that he could suck and bite down. Daniel made that little whimpery sound for him, the sound that made Jack's blood rush and his brain spin.

It turned out the table could hold them both just fine.

Comments

[katie-m.livejournal.com]

Jack was afraid to ask how Daniel's thought processes went from turkey and swiss on rye to sex.

Ha! Poor Jack, discovering a taste for geeks in middle age.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but geeks are so damn tasty. *g*

[yabyumpan.livejournal.com]

"I was about to make a sandwich, and I got to thinking of how I would like to do you on the table, but I wasn't sure if the table was strong enough."

Thank you, that made me laugh out loud (and I'm still giggling). :o)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Glad I could make you giggle. *g*

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

bwahahahaha! "Alien influence."

it's a good thing that daniel is so resourceful you know? *g*

ps. i really do love your sense of humor. ;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Thank you, sweetie! And yes, Daniel has an answer for everything, doesn't he?

Glad you enjoyed!

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

my pleasure as always. *g*
as for daniel, he's just an 'out of the box' kind of guy. this is a good thing. :)

[dirty-diana.livejournal.com]

ooh. Nice ficlet.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Thank you muchly! Glad you liked.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Hee, Daniel so rocks and Jack knows he loves his strange man, no matter what.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, Jack loves him very much, and did so even before the naked-on-the-table-thing.

Maybe they shouldn't have changed the X rating...

[maching-monkey.livejournal.com]

That was awesome, Grrrly! Funny and sexy at the same time (and I mean damn sexy, whoa!), the way you do best. I also loved the 'sandwich to sex' line, not to mention that Jack knows Daniel so well that he knows what kind of sandwich Daniel would make...

And what is it about devistatingly beautiful guys and turkey sanwiches, anyway? It's amost enough to make me rethink vegitarianism. Almost.

Leah

Re: Maybe they shouldn't have changed the X rating...

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you, Leah, so glad you liked!

There's something just kind of cute about a turkey sandwich. I have no idea why.

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Food-->sex. That's not a change in subject--they are, in fact, just different ranges on the same spectrum. *g*

Great ficlet, Grrrl! Let's hear it for the wonders of empirical evidence. *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! I agree, food and sex snuggle up together in the same part of the brain.

Glad you enjoyed, Kagey darling!

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Daniel certainly knows how to set the table for dinner. LOL To bad I don't have the same place settings at my house.

What a lovely birthday gift, thanks for sharing it with all of us.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Huh, I wonder if they sell those place setting at Crate and Barrel?

Would be darn popular, I bet. *g*

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Maybe Williams and Sonoma? I figure they'd be more in their price range. *g*

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

HUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....lovely lovely humming, loving it.
Hummmmm. The hum of fic-happiness.
;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Awww, you sweet thing, you. Thank you.

Gorgeous icon, too! Yum!

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

EEEEeee! Thanks. I'm becoming very good friends with my photoshop 7.
:::::pets software::::::
And you, miss girl, have so nailed the boys, I don't even want to try to finish anything. I just wanna be your cheerleader.
So you'll write more fic.
;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

No, no, you must write! But didn't I hear something about another installement in the Massage series? Not that I mind the cheerleading. Bring it on, sweetie! Shake those pom-poms!

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Massage 5 is well underway for serious re-write. I had to since I put bottom jack in part 6 in the preliminary notes, but Nooooo, he demanded it in part four so now I have to reconceptualize the last two parts. Though it's given me a chance to get Daniel back to pressing the flesh as it were. We sorta got into sex and away from massage and I rather liked the massage aspect.
I may have to make you a cheerleader icon....hmmmmm wanders off to think on the horror that is Daniel with pom poms...

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

oh god. I don't know how I missed your icon...is ded from teh beauty...

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Icon is brandy new! Thank you so much. I'm like, so simplistic with them, but I got brave and actually started sticking words on them.

And does Jack ever get out from under Daniel? *g* It's hard to pry him away from there. So bottom. And now you are not only teasing me with sex, but massaging, too. Yum. Nobody does it like you, baby. ::shakes her own pompoms, sans Daniel::

[gigitrek.livejournal.com]

1990: X rating abolished.

See? That's so much cooler than the fact that it's also Johnny Appleseed's birthday. And Olivia Newton-John's.

"I was about to make a sandwich, and I got to thinking of how I would like to do you on the table, but I wasn't sure if the table was strong enough."

Makes sense to me!

Thank you for the wonderful birthday gift! It was, admittedly, a little short on excitement, but I did get the Quantum Leap DVDs from my parents. Ah. Young Scott Bakula.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome. Glad you enjoyed.

And oh! A sweet, young Scott Bakula. So pretty. He was just adorable in that show.

[kres.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee. LOL.

"You know, I have to eat off this table."

Yeah, Jack, sure, perfect time to be perfectly reasonable.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like he keeps it clean anyway. Poor Daniel's probaby got crumbs up his butt.

[sffan.livejournal.com]

*fanfanfan*

*mmmmmmmmmmmmnicemmmmmmmmmmm*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee-fanfanfan, sffan, I get it!

Glad you liked, sweetie!

[mz-bstone.livejournal.com]

*lol*

Honey, I'm home ... Danny, you got some 'splainin' to do!

B

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

LOL indeed, now I have some very weird images in my head. So not going there. *g*

Birthday ficlet

[catspaw-sgjd.livejournal.com]

~~Jack was afraid to ask how Daniel's thought processes went from turkey and swiss on rye to sex.~~


Easy! Rye - rue - sue - sux - sex. Four small steps :-)

Nice one, Grrrl dear!


Cats

Re: Birthday ficlet

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Cats! You're here! Yay!

::hugs::

Glad you liked the silly, thank you!

[teand.livejournal.com]

I just -- as in two entries up my flist -- ran into Sirius/Remus having sex on a table.

Now Jack and Daniel.

Must be some kind of p0rnographic convergence. *g*

Fun ficlet!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

It must have been International Table Sex Day.

Or, at least, it should have been.

Glad you enjoyed, thanks!

[snoopygirll.livejournal.com]

Awww how cute is that? :)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I think Daniel just can't help being cute.

Thank you, glad you liked it!

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

Mmm. Just what I'd like to find on my table when I got home! I like the fade to black--great last line.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I faded! I did, I did! It does happen, once in a blue moon.

Glad you enjoyed the silly.

[nangi-akki.livejournal.com]

hey - saw this recced and came over to find that it was one i'd never seen before. it's not at your fic site.
such a lovely snippet of smut. thanks muchly.
soooo, got any other little gems hidden about?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, I had completely forgotten about this ficlet! Thank you, it was a silly little thing but I'm really glad you enjoyed it.

I did write a few other ficlets, I figured they're not worth archiving at my site but maybe I should gather them together and do so? I have a few other Jack/Daniel snippets here, if you are interested:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/thegrrrl2002/17203.html

Thank you again for the kind words!