thinking it might be because the guy is afraid of the Cinemax Breasts. The Cinemax Breasts look so stiff and pointy and hard, just two big lumps on a skinny little ribcage. They don't move, no matter what position the woman is in--sideways, upside down, on her back. They probably don't even get all squished up when she's on her stomach, but just leave two identical cone-shaped holes in the mattress. Scary stuff.
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Date: 2004-05-28 07:48 am (UTC)Peeing self laughing here! And its all so true!