Cats are all about the melodrama. *gg* I remember reading something ages ago, a cat diary, which was absolutely perfect. It went something like. . .
Day 1. I hate the dog. He grovels and sucks up constantly. It's disgusting.
Day 2. I hate the bird. He speaks their language and I know he's ratting me out.
Day 3. I brought the silly humans a decapitated mouse today, just to strike terror and let them know what was in store for them. They petted me and told me what a good cat I was. Stupid humans.
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branchandroot
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Date: 2006-06-01 06:18 pm (UTC)Day 1. I hate the dog. He grovels and sucks up constantly. It's disgusting.
Day 2. I hate the bird. He speaks their language and I know he's ratting me out.
Day 3. I brought the silly humans a decapitated mouse today, just to strike terror and let them know what was in store for them. They petted me and told me what a good cat I was. Stupid humans.
*giggles*