Poll time! To answer the burning question...

[thegrrrl2002]

First, the evidence:








(a big thank you to tx_tart for this one)





Now, the question:

[Poll #1010103]

Comments

[cheights.livejournal.com]

Thud! Oh man, that's some HOT evidence. *flails* May it inspire much chair porn. *g* Thanks for the visuals. GUH!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

*g* I think the answer is "can we please have some more?"

They both look awfully good in it. I'll bet they can both fit in together. Hmmm...

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

I said John. It wasn't an easy decision, but. . . THIGH STRAP! How did I not notice that before?

[berlinghoff79.livejournal.com]

I didn't see that either. That one made my brain explode. Puff.

[sur-lies.livejournal.com]

No question, it's John. Rodney looks like he's ... straining.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Rodney's workin' that chair! Whereas with John, it looks like the chair is working HIM.

Huh.

[nialla]

I picked the third option, but that shot highlighting Rodney's chin and neck makes me all wibbly.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh, I totally agree! That's why I finally had to go with Rodney, after giving it much, much thought. *g*

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

Love the Rodney, but it's John for me..he's got that black uniform on..I can't help myself.

Now if someone was to write Rodney climbing on board John in that chair and John being all shy and coy because he's thinking that he's going to make Atlantis light up like a Christmas tree..*smile*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! I'm sure that chair could hold them both. *g*

[ex-louisacla292.livejournal.com]

We can only pick one? O.K. then, I pick Rodney because of the very hot self-satisfied look on his face.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I love that look too! After a very long period of contemplation I had to vote for Rodney. He's just all into it and everything. *g*

[crysothemis.livejournal.com]

I'll take one of each, please!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

LOL, good answer!

[carron.livejournal.com]

Obviously the answer for Zelenka is Rodney. LOL

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I know, isn't is expression hilarious! Oh, Radek, you cutie you!

[wpadmirer.livejournal.com]

(snicker) Looks like my majority is winning.

WP

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You mean 'brain off-line'? *g*

[sunn-doyouknow.livejournal.com]

That is so unfair, making us choose! See, the thing is, John looks like he was freaking born in the chair, all natural and sprawled out as if it's his trusty, lived-in recliner. With his thighs all loosey-goosey, he's making Atlantis sit up and beg when he plops his sweet ass in that seat.

When it comes to Rodney, well, that's another animal altogether. Atlantis like 'em brainy, and Rodney's brain is as big as they come, so she's giving him the ride of his life in exchange for him tweaking all her systems. It's a much more mutual relationship between the two of them. I really have no idea where I was going with all this, which is why I picked the third option. Asd;lgkahet, omghot. ;D

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I like where you were going with that! *g* And I agree, Rodney's working hard, and Atlantis really appreciates it.

[sage]

Rodney looks rapturous. John looks like he's wishing he'd grabbed a second sandwich at lunch.

This is one of the clearest depictions of their active/passive personality types. Rodney tells Atlantis, "I'm going to make you feel so good." John tells Atlantis, "Yes, whatever you want, please."

Which is to say they're both totally lickable, but I think Rodney wins at chair!sex. *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I like your analysis, very much so. Rodney's workin' it. John is...getting worked. ::nods::

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

You cannot make me choose.

I will not choose! :;cries::

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::hands you tissues::

No tears! That's why I included the third option. *g*

[seikaitsukimizu.livejournal.com]

See, this is difficult. John is more relaxed, but the chair is built for his height. Rodney looks more blissed-out facially (hee! facial--yes, I'm 12 years old, shut up, so are they), but because he's not tall enough his body is more tensed. Decisions, decisions....

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! We're all twelve when it comes to this stuff.

It was a tough decision but I decided I like the way Rodney is working the chair. And, of course, that whole chin/neck thing--delicious!

[september1967.livejournal.com]

Rodney and his man boobies do it for me. John's are sadly covered. Now if John didn't have a shirt on...

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, that's what we need--naked in the chair! Because, um, their clothing interferes with the interface. Yup, that's it.

[spike21.livejournal.com]

Not only can I not choose but now I want someone to write the John and Rodney chair duel.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

LOL, that would be hilarious!

[aurora]

Thank God for option number 3, because if I had to choose I'd be here for days. Not that those pics don't offer any comfort, but still. :))

[tex.livejournal.com]

Well, damn, could you have made it any harder?? Going by those pictures, there is NO WAY I could make a choice, thus my answer was asksfk;jksks...etc. The all out pleasure on Rodney's pretty face - the intense concentration on John's face. Nrrgh, it's too much to bear.

I was making some video clips from First Strike today and I found proof of what you had said before - about John being all flushed and sweaty when he gets out of the chair, like afterglow...















I mean, jeez, look at that. That's afterglow, baby.

[crysothemis.livejournal.com]

asdffghjkl;'!!

Also?

*guh*

[libra-traveller.livejournal.com]

I couldn't choose, but I am very happy you posted this evidence.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

*g* I figured the subject needed very close examination.

[springwoof.livejournal.com]

the brain offline choice, obviously...

Rodney looks like he's having an ecstatic religious experience....John looks more Zen.... (must be all the meditation he learned at the monastery for Ascended-wannabees)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Rodney's definitely into it. I had to vote for him, just because of that face. And the arms. And the chin...and everything else.

but it was a tough choice!

[apple-pi.livejournal.com]

Okay, John looks good. There's no denying it - all laid out like that, eyes closed, knees spread a little... the man looks good. But Rodney - Jesus fucking Christ. Rodney McKay looks like sex on toast in that chair. The eyelashes, the tilted-back chin (oh, that vulnerable bit just under his chin, GOD, ngh), the deft fingers on the control pads, the chest - look at his chest in the first picture. *whimper* I had to go with McKay. Also, the bright white light on the chair platform works better with Rodney's coloring, IMHO.

In general, of course, I just think aslkdjaslkadalfhsalkhajfklfjaskl *boom*

:-)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I had to go with Rodney, too, but I really like your analysis. A lot. *g* The chin/neck thing just kills me. He's just total sex in that thing.

[scifinut.livejournal.com]

I'm officially brain ded. Really.

Chair pron for the win, no matter who's sitting in it. I want a chair that makes me spontaneously orgasm, on the spot, just like that.

Or, y'know, makes people watching spontaneously orgasm. Did you SEE Zelenka's face up there?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I know, Zelenka's expression is too precious! I love it!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/]

How can I get anything done today after a hot picspam like that? You're an evil woman! Good thing I like that in a person ;-).

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yay! *g*

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

TOO HARD! *chinhands* *stares* Really, the chair is the winner at the end of the day.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh, good point! Oh, to be that chair!

[duffy-99.livejournal.com]

Can't breathe. ::gasps:: Must have Chair Porn...

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! We all need some chair porn, don't we?

[mirasol.livejournal.com]

All I'm gonna say is that those pics made me fall hopelessly, desperately, happy in all the right places, in lust with Rodney.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::nods:: I'm so with you on that one!