John Sheppard - Hot Hot Man of Action!

[thegrrrl2002]

A picspam for tx_tart, featuring our favorite hot sexy DANGEROUS Colonel.





Sultry and mysterious!


Dangerous and alluring!


And...pouty.


He is MANY Sheppards.


Rodney agrees.


John's not sure how to take that.


He certainly lurves his Rodney though. Witness the 'come hither' look.


Lick those lips for us again, John. Please. Or better yet, have Rodney lick them.


His mouth is a thing of beauty, I swear.


Ah, there he is: Hot Sexy Man of Action! Nnngh. That shouldn't be so hot, but it is.


John and Rodney. Perfect together.

And on a final note...

Rodney: Three blow jobs, a couple of hand jobs, one sixty-nine--turned off the gravity for that one, a little challenging but fun--I fucked him, he fucked me, and next thing you know he's locking me out saying he needs to get some rest! No stamina at all. ::sighs::

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

*reads your last comment*

*dies a lot*

I think that probably has to be one of my most favorite moments from s4. I don't know why, it's not particularly mcsheppy or memorable or anything, but I just -- god, he's so fond and Sheppard is sleepy! and cute! and hiding!

[tex.livejournal.com]

OMG, what a great thing to wake up to! Oh, he is soooo damn sultry, isn't he? And a little goofy, too, which makes him even more irresistible.

But jeez, that one with the wet bottom lip. See, that right there is the reason I get so little done around here. Nrrrrgh. And the pic after that, where you can see that cleft in his lip? That's the other reason. He is such a beautiful man.

And I love the ending there. I didn't like the original ending, because why in the world would John lock Rodney out, too? So THAT makes perfect sense!

Thank you, sweetie, for this excellent picspam! &hearts

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

Ha! "Sultry and mysterious" is the best caption -- made me laugh, and it's still awful early here!

But you know what? I know this is All About John, but that cap of Rodney is one of the best profiles of him I've ever seen.

Thank you!

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

between the lips, the defiant jaw, the wet lips--which I'm convinced it was gloss..Rodney likes him to wear it when he blows him, it's a kink, but it's harmless *smile* the hair and him being just so manly with that gun..parts of me are very happy at the moment, mainly my girly parts. *smile*

Rodney: Three blow jobs, a couple of hand jobs, one sixty-nine--turned off the gravity for that one, a little challenging but fun--I fucked him, he fucked me, and next thing you know he's locking me out saying he needs to get some rest! No stamina at all. ::sighs::


You may have shaved three months off my life with that one. *LOVE IT!!!*


You freakin' know just how to start a day!!!!!

[incidental-fire.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! I loved the whole set of picspam (and yes, there really is something about John firing a gun, mmmm....), but that last comment cracked me up. No stamina, indeed! :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I love how John Sheppard's come hither look is remarkably similar to his "Sweetie pumpkin, do you want to join the Columbia Record Club?" look. OH JOHN. <333

[bbuttercup.livejournal.com]

mmmm... John with weaponry... shiver :o)

[bluespirit-star.livejournal.com]

Wheeeee! Fabulous pic spam, thank you.

Oh, so that's why John locked Rodney out of the front of the jumper, then. I had wondered.
*nods*

[mcalex22.livejournal.com]

Hee, your caption for the last pic cracks me up! Poor John, Rodney wore him down :snicker: I loved that scene - John looks utterly adorable :)

[crysothemis.livejournal.com]

How on earth do you expect me to be able to wipe up my drool when I'm laughing this hard?

Love the pics. Love the captions. Love, you know, everything.

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

You just give the best picspam, you know?

1 - check
2 - check
3 - check
4 - Yes
5 - Awwww
6 - Stop thinking John... you're a man of action, remember
7 - And he wouldn't go without his Rodney
8 - God, yes!!!!
9 - ditto
10 - Um, oh yeah!!
11 - John and Rodney with guns = HOT x 2
12 - You, like Rodney, are a genius - that's just what happened. Is.

[lysserum.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, looots of lovely!

[nialla]

::giggle:: And when can we expect the fanfic based on that last caption? ;)

[ailis-70.livejournal.com]

I just love your commentary. Mainly because they are most times better than the actual show.

That last pic with comment had me giggling like a schoolgirl.

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

John's lower lip is just *made* to be licked! And Rodney would know that. *nods*

I loved how the Big Bad Colonel ran away sealed himself off from Rodney. *g* He's very brave and tough and manly, but even he has his limits. :)

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Three blow jobs, a couple of hand jobs, one sixty-nine--turned off the gravity for that one, a little challenging but fun--I fucked him, he fucked me, and next thing you know he's locking me out saying he needs to get some rest! No stamina at all. ::sighs::

Oh god, I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to have them film that. Or see that on the blooper reel. (The line, not the actual actions - I haven't lost all touch with reality). :D Thanks for the terrific pics!

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

That final comment is possibly one of the funniest things I have EVER read.

Brilliant.

And, god, he is so pretty it should be illegal (and probably is in many countries).

I love it when he pouts *sighs*

[wpadmirer.livejournal.com]

You are incredibly evil and funny, and I like that in a person.

WP

[cyanne]

Mmm, thanks for the treat. You're last comment just killed me (and I loved the one of John with wet lips, yes Rodney, come lick some more. :-) )

[duffy-99.livejournal.com]

Your last caption! Laughed. Myself. Sick. :D

[girlnamedpixley.livejournal.com]

Oh this was just what the day needed! That last caption should be engraved on a wall plaque with that image fixed above it.

Also the "licked lips" picture? That took me a solid few seconds of staring at first, trying to figure out when the HELL Joe started wearing an earring. I honestly could not reconcile that -- I was thinking, has he always had that? Did they forget to take it out for the show? Okay, no, he does NOT wear an earring! what the hell! *g*

I think I'm obviously too tired for it to only be Tuesday!

[marialima.livejournal.com]

No stamina at all HEE!!

I was looking at this at work and got utterly distracted! Thanks!! :)

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love your description of the real reason that Sheppard was alone in the front of the jumper! :)

Also, gorgeous pics. I completely agree that Sheppard's mouth is a thing of beauty.

[chensuu.livejournal.com]

You're last comment made me laugh so hard I cried! So brilliantly unexpected. Thanks for this...I needed a Sheppard pick me up!

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

God, he's just so...so...hapless. :: pets him ::

Thanks for the fab picspam!