John Sheppard - Hot Hot Man of Action!

[thegrrrl2002]

A picspam for tx_tart, featuring our favorite hot sexy DANGEROUS Colonel.





Sultry and mysterious!


Dangerous and alluring!


And...pouty.


He is MANY Sheppards.


Rodney agrees.


John's not sure how to take that.


He certainly lurves his Rodney though. Witness the 'come hither' look.


Lick those lips for us again, John. Please. Or better yet, have Rodney lick them.


His mouth is a thing of beauty, I swear.


Ah, there he is: Hot Sexy Man of Action! Nnngh. That shouldn't be so hot, but it is.


John and Rodney. Perfect together.

And on a final note...

Rodney: Three blow jobs, a couple of hand jobs, one sixty-nine--turned off the gravity for that one, a little challenging but fun--I fucked him, he fucked me, and next thing you know he's locking me out saying he needs to get some rest! No stamina at all. ::sighs::

Comments

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

*reads your last comment*

*dies a lot*

I think that probably has to be one of my most favorite moments from s4. I don't know why, it's not particularly mcsheppy or memorable or anything, but I just -- god, he's so fond and Sheppard is sleepy! and cute! and hiding!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: I know, John is so adorable with the sleep-face, isn't he? And Rodney's just all 'yeah, he's hiding in here', clearly implying John's a total chicken. *g*

[tex.livejournal.com]

OMG, what a great thing to wake up to! Oh, he is soooo damn sultry, isn't he? And a little goofy, too, which makes him even more irresistible.

But jeez, that one with the wet bottom lip. See, that right there is the reason I get so little done around here. Nrrrrgh. And the pic after that, where you can see that cleft in his lip? That's the other reason. He is such a beautiful man.

And I love the ending there. I didn't like the original ending, because why in the world would John lock Rodney out, too? So THAT makes perfect sense!

Thank you, sweetie, for this excellent picspam! &hearts

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::squishes you:: I thought maybe you could use some cheering up.

I love how he can go from goofy to drop dead nnnngggh in a heartbeat. Gives me shivers, I swear. And the lips, too. With the wet. *g*

And actually, at the ending of that ep, Rodney never says John 'locked' himself in, he says 'sealed'. He has no trouble opening the doors, so obviously he had been in there several times to check on John. ::nods:: I'm sure he checked John very thoroughly. *g*

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

Ha! "Sultry and mysterious" is the best caption -- made me laugh, and it's still awful early here!

But you know what? I know this is All About John, but that cap of Rodney is one of the best profiles of him I've ever seen.

Thank you!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

John just makes me giggle and giggle, I swear.

That last pic of Rodney? I wish his face wasn't blurred, because he really does look adorable there. In his black t-shirt of yum. *g*

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

between the lips, the defiant jaw, the wet lips--which I'm convinced it was gloss..Rodney likes him to wear it when he blows him, it's a kink, but it's harmless *smile* the hair and him being just so manly with that gun..parts of me are very happy at the moment, mainly my girly parts. *smile*

Rodney: Three blow jobs, a couple of hand jobs, one sixty-nine--turned off the gravity for that one, a little challenging but fun--I fucked him, he fucked me, and next thing you know he's locking me out saying he needs to get some rest! No stamina at all. ::sighs::


You may have shaved three months off my life with that one. *LOVE IT!!!*


You freakin' know just how to start a day!!!!!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

*g* John is so fabulous, isn't he? With the glossy lips. Hee!

and poor Rodney, never lets him get any rest.

[incidental-fire.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! I loved the whole set of picspam (and yes, there really is something about John firing a gun, mmmm....), but that last comment cracked me up. No stamina, indeed! :)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I love that John can go from goofy to dangerous in a heartbeat.

I'll bet Rodney loves it, too!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I love how John Sheppard's come hither look is remarkably similar to his "Sweetie pumpkin, do you want to join the Columbia Record Club?" look. OH JOHN. <333

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! And yet it works on Rodney! It does! *g*

John is SUCH a goof.

[bbuttercup.livejournal.com]

mmmm... John with weaponry... shiver :o)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::nods::

Works for me!

[bluespirit-star.livejournal.com]

Wheeeee! Fabulous pic spam, thank you.

Oh, so that's why John locked Rodney out of the front of the jumper, then. I had wondered.
*nods*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

John just needed a little recuperation time! *g*

[mcalex22.livejournal.com]

Hee, your caption for the last pic cracks me up! Poor John, Rodney wore him down :snicker: I loved that scene - John looks utterly adorable :)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Rodney totally wore him out. *g* And how cute is sleeping!John? That scene was just so much fun!

[crysothemis.livejournal.com]

How on earth do you expect me to be able to wipe up my drool when I'm laughing this hard?

Love the pics. Love the captions. Love, you know, everything.

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

You just give the best picspam, you know?

1 - check
2 - check
3 - check
4 - Yes
5 - Awwww
6 - Stop thinking John... you're a man of action, remember
7 - And he wouldn't go without his Rodney
8 - God, yes!!!!
9 - ditto
10 - Um, oh yeah!!
11 - John and Rodney with guns = HOT x 2
12 - You, like Rodney, are a genius - that's just what happened. Is.

[lysserum.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, looots of lovely!

[nialla]

::giggle:: And when can we expect the fanfic based on that last caption? ;)

[ailis-70.livejournal.com]

*eyebrows raised* Yes, when? Please?

[ailis-70.livejournal.com]

I just love your commentary. Mainly because they are most times better than the actual show.

That last pic with comment had me giggling like a schoolgirl.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

LOL, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I couldn't help but post that last pic, it just looked so funny. They are really so entirely adorable. *g*

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

John's lower lip is just *made* to be licked! And Rodney would know that. *nods*

I loved how the Big Bad Colonel ran away sealed himself off from Rodney. *g* He's very brave and tough and manly, but even he has his limits. :)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

John really was hiding from Rodney, wasn't he? *g* He is so adorable in his manly ways. Hee!

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Three blow jobs, a couple of hand jobs, one sixty-nine--turned off the gravity for that one, a little challenging but fun--I fucked him, he fucked me, and next thing you know he's locking me out saying he needs to get some rest! No stamina at all. ::sighs::

Oh god, I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to have them film that. Or see that on the blooper reel. (The line, not the actual actions - I haven't lost all touch with reality). :D Thanks for the terrific pics!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! And yes, I'm sure that was the original dialog in the script, they must have lost that page when they filmed it. *g*

John has the cutest sleepface ever though, doesn't he?

[ionaonie.livejournal.com]

That final comment is possibly one of the funniest things I have EVER read.

Brilliant.

And, god, he is so pretty it should be illegal (and probably is in many countries).

I love it when he pouts *sighs*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

He is just so adorable when he's all pouty, isn't he? Glad you enjoyed!

[wpadmirer.livejournal.com]

You are incredibly evil and funny, and I like that in a person.

WP

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thank you very much!

[cyanne]

Mmm, thanks for the treat. You're last comment just killed me (and I loved the one of John with wet lips, yes Rodney, come lick some more. :-) )

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I figured there had to be a good reason for John to be sleepy at the end of that ep. *g* I'm so glad you enjoyed!

[duffy-99.livejournal.com]

Your last caption! Laughed. Myself. Sick. :D

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Poor John, he just looked so WIPED at the end of the ep! You know Rodney was doing all those naughty things to him. *g*

[girlnamedpixley.livejournal.com]

Oh this was just what the day needed! That last caption should be engraved on a wall plaque with that image fixed above it.

Also the "licked lips" picture? That took me a solid few seconds of staring at first, trying to figure out when the HELL Joe started wearing an earring. I honestly could not reconcile that -- I was thinking, has he always had that? Did they forget to take it out for the show? Okay, no, he does NOT wear an earring! what the hell! *g*

I think I'm obviously too tired for it to only be Tuesday!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You know, I've done the same thing with those damn ear-radio thingies. With both of them. So it's not just you.

And seriously, if John WAS wearing an earring? It would be big and sparkly. I'm just sayin'. *g*

[marialima.livejournal.com]

No stamina at all HEE!!

I was looking at this at work and got utterly distracted! Thanks!! :)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! *g* John just makes me laugh and laugh, adorable thing that he is!

[kaaatie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I love your description of the real reason that Sheppard was alone in the front of the jumper! :)

Also, gorgeous pics. I completely agree that Sheppard's mouth is a thing of beauty.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Poor John, he needed to recuperate! Rodney really did a number on him. ::nods::

I'm glad you liked!

[chensuu.livejournal.com]

You're last comment made me laugh so hard I cried! So brilliantly unexpected. Thanks for this...I needed a Sheppard pick me up!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

*g* You're quite welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

God, he's just so...so...hapless. :: pets him ::

Thanks for the fab picspam!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::nods:: No hap whatsoever!!

And you're welcome, sweetie!