He's slinky, he's slouchy....

[thegrrrl2002]

and he LEANS. Who am I talking about? Why, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, of course!




Ah, the lean towards Rodney--how not?


A slouch, with smirk. Aimed at Rodney, of course.


The classic S2 lean, with bonus hip work.


Speaking of hips...


And more hips. Yes John, we see your hips. And we like them. A lot.


Slinky. Golf never looked so good.


Slinky or just silly? You decide.


Lots of leaning when it comes to Rodney. Sometimes to one side...


Sometimes to the other. Maybe Rodney causes him go off-kilter?


Okay, maybe it's not just Rodney, then.


Please to be putting your pretty hips up on desks more often.


Oh yes, that's good too.


A total meltdown.


Are they keeping you awake, John?


There's the propping of the head on his hands.


Which shows off the wristband nicely.


Plus the propping of hands on the P90.


Chairs.


I think John has some kind of porn thing going on with chairs. He slumps...


And slouches...


Boneless...


If he's not careful he's going to slither off and end up under the table.


Or maybe someone's just been tiring him out.


It figures that the control chair is some sort of barcalounger, you know?


Not that I'm complaining. You just go right ahead and sprawl. We'll be here watching.


'nuff said.


Caps are either my own or from the lovely tehshroom. Aside from the one that says Gateworld. Which is from...Gateworld! Please feel free to take and use for your own purposes.

Comments

[incidental-fire.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, *very* nice picspam! Not that I really needed convincing about how sexy John's leaning/slouching/etc. is, but a bit more evidence never hurts. ;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

It's ridiculously hot, isn't it? I swear, he wanders around like Rodney just gave him a blow job. Is it any wonder why we write so much porn? *g*

[lysambre.livejournal.com]

*gah* *drools* *is not very coherent* *argh*

Me love the picspam :D
Thanks ;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

*g* You're very welcome. I love sorting through my caps, he is just such a pretty, pretty man.

[mitzi007.livejournal.com]

That pic of him leaning to that torso will never get old. John Sheppard, a big intergalactic hero, the straightest man in two galaxies. Oh, yes :-)

I can't help thinking that somebody did it on purpose.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes. It still makes me giggle, two years later. With the hips! And the slinky! Oh, John!

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

*g* That last one is my favorite. Though I've never seen the cap of the one where he's clearly trying to keep himself from playing with the stuff on Elizabeth's desk.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

John spread-eagle on the floor will never ever get old. *g*

And I think you're right, he wants to mess with that pretty box on the desk, doesn't he?

[drlense.livejournal.com]

That was FANTASTIC. You are MADE of awesome.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

LOL, thank you! But it's John Sheppard who is made of awesome. Slinky, slouchy, sexy awesomey goodness.

::sighs happily::

[xaipw.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this slinky, sexy picspam!
It made me realize how much I missed the gray pants (not to mention the tight black T-shirt). The black BDU's are nice, but they don't really show off his hips. And I miss the thigh holster and the low slung belt.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh, those black BDUs drive me crazy, because you lose so much detail in the screencaps. I love the gray ones too! You get to see so much more, like the straps on the thigh holster and yeah, that belt. Every inch of the man is just lovely.

::giggles at your icon:: I love that pic so very much!

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

A-DORABLE!

♥

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Isn't he though? ::sighs happily::

[dvswraatins.livejournal.com]

Pic the first is a very important moment in John/Rodney canon /gets out slides/ You see, as Radek has commented, Rodney likes to press buttons, but if I recall correctly, that picture is from the scene where he offers to let John press the button that takes a planet off their map. He wouldn't let his sister press a button, but John? It's like, 'honey? did you want to?' 'no, sweetie, you do it'. Totally newlyweds. /nods knowingly/

Also, that picture from Travelers says everything about what kind of child John Sheppard must have been ;-)

Also, you're awesome and so is your awesome-cakes post of awesome /snogs you and runs off/ ;-)

You're MORE awesome!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Because you are so right! They are totally being newlyweds in that scene. Pushing the button is a very big deal for Rodney. Not everyone gets to delete a planet. And yet he wants to share the moment.

No wonder they go off for a late night dinner holding hands afterward. So sweet!

BTW, the thought of this picspam has been lurking in my head ever since I read whichever darn fic of yours it is that John is described as someone who looks like he's lying down when he's standing up.

Or is it laying?

::is SO not a writer::

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

"Finally, to all of you taking part in the great P-90 debate. As a point of interest and the real reason we switched to the P-90’s = the actors preferred them because they could rest their arms on the weapon between takes. No kidding." Joe Mallozzi in his blog.

And for that we thank them.

John in the control chair is quite possibly the hottest thing ever though.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hah! I love it.*g*

And John really knows how to work that control chair, doesn't he?

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Okay, see the bracelet on his right wrist in the image from Sunday? (He's also wearing it to dinner on Earth in The Return). Now, see the lump running along the wristband in (most obviously) the chess scene and the one below it? This is something I noticed quite a while ago. I submit that he never takes the bracelet off.

And I want fic about it so very much.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I think you're right, and that might be the reason for the wristband. Hmmm...we definitely need fic about that!

[tex.livejournal.com]

Lovely. Those slinky hips will be the death of us all one day. I predict this!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! Most sinful hips ever!

[psio03kx.livejournal.com]

Hah, that is sooo hot, I never knew leaning could be so hot ... oh who am I kidding, of course I did ;)

In the 2nd pic Sam totally knows he is doing that for Rodney. ;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

It's certainly hot when John does it! *g* The man is just pure porn.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yeah. What you said. ::nods::

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY *flops*

[xenaclone.livejournal.com]

That last one...check that lunchbox...


XC

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

I just realised that the "meltdown" cap looks exactly like Kobold when she blocks the door. Same pose and same look (her I can belly-rub).

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Sweet! There's definitely something feline about all that slinkyness.

[pennyplainknits.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard:human slinky.

I swear, the cap of him in the chair, blue lit, gives me ideas.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah.

::flails::

Lots of ideas.

[mirabile-dictu.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, lovely, just the perfect lunchtime pick-me-up. Dinnertime, too. And breakfast. Actually, I think I'll stare at this all day long and deep into the night.

Thank you!

*bookmarks*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to admit how late I stayed up last night to look through my caps.

"Just a few more and then I'm going to bed..."

John is truly delicious, isn't he?

[berlinghoff79.livejournal.com]

John, John, JOHN!!!!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yes, what you said!! *g*

[winter-elf.livejournal.com]

oh yea. :) makes MY day :)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Yay!!!

[inthekeyofd.livejournal.com]

You know i love it when he leans...especially when he shows off that long and slinky torso of his...in that black t-shirt of teh sex. *sigh*

And that little slip of skin that he shows off every once in a while...it's like a homing beacon, my eyes just go there...and that's from the fact he wears his pants so low it can cause heart palpatations.

And I do love him for that. *smile*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

T-shirts have never been quite so lovely, have they? *g*

And yeah, saggy pants, there's nothing better!

[glaelia.livejournal.com]

Heee! As always, lovely caps!! You always get good moments ;)

Also, I would like to note how good John's pecs look in these pics!

Particularly, pics 12, 18, 19 and 20! Yum!!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

YES.

[feather-autant.livejournal.com]

He's always got that loosey-goosey bonelessness about him, doesn't he? Hmmmmm, I wonder why? Personally, I think it's because Rodney doesn't only use his tongue to berate the staff. *nods* /g/

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I think you are absolutely right. He's just always so....relaxed. It's got to be Rodney's doing.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*happily joins John on the floor*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::gently covers you with blanket::

[geeklite.livejournal.com]

I can only believe that John is a Lt. Colonel in some gay slouchy buttsex military.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

::laughs and laughs::

Yes. I think you've pretty much nailed it. *g*

[d_odyssey.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, slouching, leaning and slumping John. Also, belly and hips! I looooove these pictures, especially leaning on the dummy and the team at the tables with genuine smiles. Happy, happy, happy! Thank you!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! He leans so well, doesn't he? Why is that so sexy? ::is perplexed::