Birthday girl
Jul. 31st, 2008 11:46 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It's
lamardeuse's birthday! Yay! Happy birthday, sweetie!
Hmmm...let's see if we can get John Sheppard to help you celebrate!
Hey John, it's lamardeuse's birthday!

No, no, no! That's not the proper response!

Oh, jeeze, now he's all sulky.

I know, you were only trying to help. But really, birthdays are for celebrating!

I know. You'd shoot it for her if she wanted you to. It was a very kind offer.

You're a can-do kind of guy when it comes to those things.

But if you think hard...really really hard...

I'm sure you could come up with a better response.
...
...

Yes, that's it! Much better. Now just let me just remove that t-shirt, wrap a bow around your chest and her present will be ready--hey, wait, come back here!
*g*
Happy birthday! Hope it's a fabulous one!
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Hmmm...let's see if we can get John Sheppard to help you celebrate!
Hey John, it's lamardeuse's birthday!

No, no, no! That's not the proper response!

Oh, jeeze, now he's all sulky.

I know, you were only trying to help. But really, birthdays are for celebrating!

I know. You'd shoot it for her if she wanted you to. It was a very kind offer.

You're a can-do kind of guy when it comes to those things.

But if you think hard...really really hard...

I'm sure you could come up with a better response.
...
...

Yes, that's it! Much better. Now just let me just remove that t-shirt, wrap a bow around your chest and her present will be ready--hey, wait, come back here!
*g*
Happy birthday! Hope it's a fabulous one!
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Date: 2008-07-31 11:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-02 02:45 pm (UTC)