thegrrrl2002: (Danny is sly)
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Title: Signed
Fandom: H50
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Spoilers: up to 1.20
Warnings: none
Word count: ~945
Notes: Seriously, there's no point to this.



When they get to Steve's place, Danny ushers him through the door and into the hallway muttering, "Get in, get in there, you. Get in right now."

Steve laughs, loose and relaxed as he leans against the wall and pulls Danny close. Ducking down, he kisses Danny, warm friendly lips and sly tongue but Danny's having none of it.

"Why would I even want to kiss you?" Danny asks, pulling away. "Explain to me, why?"

"Why wouldn't you want to kiss me?" Steve grins and oh, he's just way too pleased with himself.

"Maybe you need a certain waitress to kiss you instead, what was her name? Angeline? Oh wait, let me check, it's written on your cast, right?" He tugs at Steve's sling, trying to move it aside.

"Sandrine. Her name was Sandrine." Steve's laughing as he points to a spot on his cast. "It's right here. See?"

"You're a total schmuck, you know that, don't you." Danny can't help but laugh. Steve is so damn proud of his schmuckiness and that shouldn't be so adorable. And yet it is. "I should have left you out on that ledge. At least for a day or two. Let you fend off the wild boars with your bare hands. Which I'm sure you can--you'd slay them and roast them up for dinner."

He nuzzles Steve's neck, then scrapes his teeth across a tendon and Steve shudders, a hand going to Danny's head. Danny reaches up to kiss Steve, his mouth rough with the memory of Steve sliding down the rock face. Stupid, stupid Steve, stupid, stupid rocks and he takes out all his frustration in the kiss and soon Steve is clutching Danny's shoulder with his good arm and whimpering into Danny's mouth.

"Speaking of which," Danny breaks off the kiss with a huff and bumps his nose against Steve's cheek. "I refuse to go on any more dates with you, what, with the car breaking down, or you falling down a cliff, or us stumbling upon a crime scene. Not only does that totally kill the romance, I have to point out that you, my friend, are a hazard to both my mental and my physical health."

Steve nods. "Maybe from now on we should just stay home and fuck instead."

Danny nips Steve's chin. "Yeah, good luck with that. Maybe you should give Angeline a call. I think she left her number." He pats Steve's chest then turns toward the door. "See you tomorrow, Steven."

He doesn't even take a single step before Steve grabs him by the collar and drags him back. Steve may be tipsy, but he still has the reflexes of a cobra. "Where you going, Danny?" His voice is low and a little bit threatening and whoa, that really shouldn't be such a turn-on.

"Home, you brute, you." Danny stumbles and falls against Steve's chest, squashing Steve's broken forearm between them. "Oh, oh, hey, sorry."

Steve wiggles his fingers. "S'okay. Only hurts a little."

"Really? It hurts? You didn't tell me it hurts."

"Only a little--Danny, it's a broken arm. Of course it's going to hurt." Steve looks confused, as if wondering why anyone should be concerned over a little pain.

"Come here." Danny hustles Steve into the living room and turns on the light so he can examine Steve's hand. At least, what he can see of Steve's hand beyond the plaster cast. "Looks like the swelling is still going down, at least."

He presses a kiss to each of Steve's scraped and bruised knuckles, because Steve makes him ridiculous like that. What's worse, Steve gives a sweet little sigh as if he's been waiting all day for Danny to kiss and make it better and really, that kind of thing is just going to encourage further ridiculous acts. But when Danny glances up he sees Steve watching him with that soft look in his eyes, and the bruises on Steve's face stand out in stark contrast to his skin and Danny hates that, and he hates that he couldn't keep Steve from falling. "You jerk, you," he says amiably, bundling all his complaints into one.

A warm smile, as if Danny had just declared his undying love (as if Danny hadn't already done that once already today) and Danny just shakes his head and kisses him. "Okay, up to bed with you."

He gets Steve upstairs and helps him off with his shirt, since the guy does have a broken arm and all, and helps him out of the shoes that took Steve twenty stubborn minutes to tie earlier that day, and then also helps him with his pants and his underwear since a guy with a broken arm shouldn't have to do those things himself either, even if he is both a schmuck and a jerk.

And when Steve is laying naked and breathless on his bed, all smooth skin and stupid tattoos and narrow hips, Danny licks and sucks Steve's cock, because he's generous that way. He sucks Steve until he's moaning and whispering Danny's name over and over, hips moving restlessly against the bed, and it's only then that he lets Steve come and after Steve is done, completely and beautifully done, Danny rises up on his knees and jerks himself off with quick, firm strokes until he comes all over Steve's chest and oops, maybe the plaster cast gets stained with come, too. Steve watches with half-lidded eyes, looking sated and maybe a little bit pleased.

Danny finds Steve's shirt and cleans him off, then kisses Steve, slow and sweet and deep until Steve's eyes fall shut and he's sound asleep, snoring lightly, injured arm resting against his chest and that's when Danny fishes the marker out of Steve's pants pocket and crosses out the waitress's name and writes his own, along with a few suitably filthy comments. Then tucks himself against Steve's side and with a kiss to Steve's shoulder, joins him in sleep.

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Date: 2011-04-12 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iam-space.livejournal.com
GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! This is exactly what I was waiting for. LIKE HOW ARE YOU INSIDE MY HEAD? The thing with Steve's little bashed up fingers poking out of the cast and Danny kissing them and. And. Yeah, THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I'D BEEN ENVISIONING! BWEEEEE!!!
And God yeah, sex.
But then the payback and signing his own name (and more) on the cast... perfect ending, babe. SO MUCH LOVE!! <3

Date: 2011-04-12 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you, you sweet thing! ::draws you a big air heart::

Date: 2011-04-12 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluespirit-star.livejournal.com
This is exactly what happened! It's canon - they just didn't show us.

*loves so very, very much*

Thank you. ♥

Date: 2011-04-12 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you! I'm so tickled you liked it. And that it felt like canon. :D

Date: 2011-04-12 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coke-monkey.livejournal.com
Perfect! That's all I have to say....just a perfect ending to the episode. Thanks so much for writing and sharing! :)

Date: 2011-04-12 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you for the kind words! I'm glad you liked it!

Date: 2011-04-12 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogeared.livejournal.com
afdas;dflaskdj THEY ARE SO ADORABLE. I love love love Danny being so grumbly and tender at the same time, and I love the way he gently manhandles Steve around, ushers him into the house, shepherds him upstairs and to bed—it's all so wonderfully tactile and so Danny.

Date: 2011-04-12 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay, thank you so much! I think Steve pretty much brings out the grumbly in Danny. And the tender. And loves every single minute of it. :D

I'm really glad you enjoyed it!

Date: 2011-04-12 04:36 pm (UTC)
bluemeridian: (H5O :: Kono)
From: [personal profile] bluemeridian
*laughs and laughs* Yes, that, exactly!

Date: 2011-04-12 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you so much!

Date: 2011-04-12 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fanarts-series.livejournal.com
Merci, merci, merci !!!!
It's wonderful and so sweet, sexy and tender in the same time.

PERFECT !

Date: 2011-04-12 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Yay!

Date: 2011-04-12 04:56 pm (UTC)
ext_6610: (H50_Dannylick)
From: [identity profile] webbgirl.livejournal.com
This? This was absolutely perfect!!!

Date: 2011-04-12 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! :D

Date: 2011-04-12 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fic-kitty.livejournal.com
HNN.

Steve gives a sweet little sigh as if he's been waiting all day for Danny to kiss and make it better

AND THEN

until he comes all over Steve's chest and oops, maybe the plaster cast gets stained with come, too

*FLAILS*

Date: 2011-04-12 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Danny insists that last bit was totally an accident, honest. :D

I'm so glad you liked this! Thank you!

Date: 2011-04-12 05:16 pm (UTC)
esteefee: A golden haired, green-eyed Little Fuzzy from the book by H. Beam Piper (smilin_danno)
From: [personal profile] esteefee
hahahahah! Danno gets his appropriate, sweet revenge. :)))) ::loves so hard::

Steve gives a sweet little sigh as if he's been waiting all day for Danny to kiss and make it better

OMG I was waiting for it so I bet Steve was too!

thank you for this 1000x.

Date: 2011-04-12 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm so tickled you liked it! Thank YOU for the lovely comment. :D

And Steve's little bruised knuckles desperately needed kissing. ::nods firmly::

Date: 2011-04-12 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] donutsweeper.livejournal.com
I love that, for Danny, schmuckiness is a word

Date: 2011-04-12 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You mean it's not? :D

Date: 2011-04-12 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com
:))) I love that a) there's a marker in Steve's pants and b) that Danny scrubbed out the waitress's message :)))) oh my god

Date: 2011-04-12 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Steve keeps the marker in the same pocket with the duct tape and hand grenade. :D

I'm so glad you enjoyed it, sweets!

Date: 2011-04-12 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hildejohanne.livejournal.com
Just perfect!

Date: 2011-04-12 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you so much!

Date: 2011-04-12 06:02 pm (UTC)
ext_2160: SGA John & Rodney (H5O-Don't think baby)
From: [identity profile] winter-elf.livejournal.com
Yes, exactly!!

Date: 2011-04-12 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
It's totally what happened! :D

Date: 2011-04-12 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mezzo-cammin.livejournal.com
*makes air hearts at you*

*g*

Date: 2011-04-12 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
::beams at you::

Thank you so much, sweetie!

Date: 2011-04-12 07:37 pm (UTC)
somehowunbroken: (Default)
From: [personal profile] somehowunbroken
Best coda ever? /nod

best coda ever.

Date: 2011-04-12 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Best comment EVER!

::hearts you::

Date: 2011-04-12 07:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malnpudl.livejournal.com
Why did they cut that scene? Why? Because obviously it happened just like that! ♥

Date: 2011-04-12 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
It did, it totally did! I guess they were running short on time or something. ::ponders::

Date: 2011-04-12 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duffy-99.livejournal.com
Your note says: "Seriously, there's no point to this." I strongly disagree. Steve and Danny's epic love is the entire point of today! I was waiting for the perfect coda to this fantastic episode (emphasis on FAN) and you have delivered!

Date: 2011-04-12 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hee! You're so awesome. Thank you! :D

I'm glad there really was a point, after all. Their love is indeed epic!

Date: 2011-04-12 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whittyrabbit.livejournal.com
As I was wondering if schmuckiness is actual word, I can't get the grin off my face. Kiss it better is ALL that matters.

Date: 2011-04-12 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You'll have to take up the word discussion with Danny. Good luck with that. :D

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Yay!

Date: 2011-04-12 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alamo-girl80.livejournal.com
I KNEW someone was going to write the "Danny signs Steve's cast with spunk" fic! I knew it! *fist pump*

Hee! And this is so beautifully funny, just like the boys were in this episode, and now I am working on my own ep tag fic. God, this Show! How is it so awesome to it's fangirls?!

Date: 2011-04-13 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
The cast--that was totally an accident, honest. :D

I'm so glad you enjoyed this! Thank you!

Date: 2011-04-12 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_slytherin_girl/
...and oops, maybe the plaster cast gets stained with come, too.

LOL! That was great. The whole thing was great and hot and just wonderful, but that line made me snort my tea.

Date: 2011-04-13 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm so glad you enjoyed! And, er, sorry about the tea. :D

Date: 2011-04-12 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lavender-basil.livejournal.com
Yes. Yes. YES!

This is perfect!

Date: 2011-04-13 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you so much! :D

Date: 2011-04-12 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maab-connor.livejournal.com
this was amazing. this is EXACTLY what happened when they got back from the fireworks. *nods*

Date: 2011-04-13 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
It is, it is! :D

Thank you, I'm really happy you enjoyed it!

Date: 2011-04-12 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patchcat.livejournal.com
*flails* This was just all over perfect and sweet and perfect and adorable and did I mention perfect yet? The poor abused fingers and kissing it better, the jealous!Danny and his marker of doom, petulant!Danny...*flails some more*

Date: 2011-04-13 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Oh, you are so very sweet! Thank you!

Steve knows just how to push all of Danny's buttons, doesn't he? :D

Date: 2011-04-12 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] americandirrty.livejournal.com
I love this so much!!

Date: 2011-04-13 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay, I'm so glad! Thank you!

Date: 2011-04-12 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gottalovev.livejournal.com
=D that's awesome, I love it so much. Danny has a possessive streak a mile wide, and this is perfect!

Date: 2011-04-13 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
He really does, doesn't he? :D

I'm really glad you enjoyed this!
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