Ficlet O-rama

Three more ficlets! Whew, this is a lot of work, but fun. Even the quickies take longer than I think they would. This time, they're all Jack/Daniel. I really had some interesting lines to work with this time.

First up is erika_sanely's ficlet, who requested the great line ""You're saying flushing the phone down the toilet is not General-like?"

( There Are No Innocent Bystanders )

That naughty nicci_mac requested Jack/Daniel/large latex vibrating dildo, and the line "Not even in your wildest dreams, Jack."

( A Love So Pure )

And for the lovely ningyouhime, who requested J/D with the line "Taquitos for breakfast?", I offer up:

( Good Morning, Sunshine )