The Dating Meme

[thegrrrl2002]

gakked from gigitrek. How could I resist this one?


Stargate
Jack/Daniel-- Oh, definitely Jack. I'd sleep with Daniel, maybe once, just for fun. But, pretty as he is, he'd eventually annoy the hell out me. He'd argue too much, then get distracted by his work and I wouldn't be the center of his universe. And that's required. But Jack, I could definitely spend a lot of time with Jack. Quality naked time. And I'd blow him while he was in uniform.

Sheppard/McKay--Again, hands down--McKay. He'd be more neurotic than me, which would be a relief, and I'd make him explain his work to me because physics is fascinating. And he's got that sweet little ass and big broad cuddly shoulders. Yup, McKay. Not that Sheppard isn't hot, but I think he would spend more time on his hair than I would, and that would irritate me. He'd probably steal my hair gel, too. And he's skinnier than me. Which means he probably wouldn't eat enough of my cooking, and being italian, that's a requirement, too.

Tucker/Reed--Tucker. Because he's just as cute as can be. I'd make him play harmonic for me. In bed. And I'd make him grow his chest hair back, too.

As for FireFly...hmmmm. I think Mal. Or Kaylee. Because if I were ever to swing that way, Kaylee would be the one. I adore her.

Comments

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Yup. Chest hair wins hands down every time. *beg* No matter who we're talking about. ;-)

[gigitrek.livejournal.com]

I'd take Tucker over Reed, but Archer over either of them. Providing he was pre-crazy Archer, anyway.

Kaylee's cute, but as I told raqs I think Sam's the only one who could make me consider crossing the line. (I had an equally straight female friend with a thing for Scully, for some reason. Scully! Why?)

[sffan.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm not exactly the total opposite because I do find Jack intensely hot and would have no problem with him parking his shoes under my bed for an indefinte length of time, I'm sort of half in love with Daniel already, so he'd be my choice. I guess when he abandons me for work, I'd just wander over to Jack's ; )

Sheppard over McKay. Sadly, the pretty beats the geekiness/neuroticism in this instance. I'd give him bed-head the good old fashioned way.

Firefly. Oh dear lord. Do I have to pick? Can't I have Simon, Jayne, and Mal and just rotate? (except on the nights when I just sit back and watch them?) If I had to pick one...if it's just a good hard fuck, no relationship? Jayne. Hands down. Because no matter how pretty Simon is and how charismatic Mal is, both of them come with a boatload of baggage. Oh. And Simon's gay. ; P

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, that's the other 'why Jack?' Reason. Nice, fuzzy chest hair. ::sighs::

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I hadn't thought about Archer...but Trip still wins, for me. *g*

And of course Scully!! I would seriously consider Scully. Sam, not so much. Go figure.

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

And I'd blow him while he was in uniform.

Who wouldn't?

I think he would spend more time on his hair than I would, and that would irritate me.

Everyone in the world spends more time on their hair than I do, so that's not a problem. The thing that would bug me about Sheppard would be the football and the horror movies, neither of which I like. As long as he didn't expect me to watch, we'd be fine. Rodney, OTOH, would probably benefit more from some really incendiary sex and the 'let me change your life by showing you just how good sex really is' thing is always tempting.

Why, yes, I have thought about this far more than I should have.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

except on the nights when I just sit back and watch them

Mmmm, you have a point there. Can I watch, too? Now that I think about it, Jayne would be good for a frolic or two. Oh yes. If I could pry him away from Simon.

Fabulous icon, BTW. *g*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Okay, so now my husband is wondering why I'm giggling at my computer.

I think it's true that Rodney would be much more appreciative. And he needs it more, too.

Although now the thought of watching horror movies with Sheppard is kind of appealing...

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

Although now the thought of watching horror movies with Sheppard is kind of appealing...

So you're suggesting we switch?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Huh. Maybe just one big happy frolic?

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

Rodney needs it. We'd be doing him a favor.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely. We're generous that way, aren't we? Positively altruistic.

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

Of course we are.

My fingers are busily trying to get Rodney laid as we speak, and it's all your fault.

Although that image I had of Rodney being blown while John fucked him will probably not make it into the story. Sigh.

Hey! That's what we need 'the aliens made us take part in group sex' story.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

YES please.
*sits back and waits expectantly.*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I will proudly take the blame for your Rodney getting laid fic. Assuming, of course, it's with John. *g*

Hey! That's what we need 'the aliens made us take part in group sex' story.

That's it! Chelle, you are freakin' brilliant. Yes, we do very much so need that story.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Ahem. ::points to raq's keyboard::

Feel free to indulge your orgy fetish any time, my dear. (Come on, you know you want to!!) I'll send you more naked DH pics!

[raqs.livejournal.com]

oh, DO NOT tempt me. I want OTHER people to provide me with Orgy!Fic. I can't surprise myself. Well, not much. (I just can't write little porny ficlets! I have tried!! for you!!!)

besides, *I*, she said puffing herself up importantly, am working on a Jack/Daniel story.

while that's happening, someone write me some Orgy!Sex. Preferably involving thegrrrl2002's dancing girls, please.

HEE!

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

Grrrl has dancing girls?

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

I will proudly take the blame for your Rodney getting laid fic. Assuming, of course, it's with John.

You'll just have to wait and see.

Um, Ford's in it.

Chelle, you are freakin' brilliant.

It's about time someone noticed. Sheesh.

So, orgy fic, all guys or do Teyla and/or some native women get to play too?

Or maybe they're having their own, err, rite.

BTW, I love the 'no porn' icon. Poor Shep, guess he'll have to settle for the real thing.