The Dating Meme
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gigitrek. How could I resist this one?
Stargate
Jack/Daniel-- Oh, definitely Jack. I'd sleep with Daniel, maybe once, just for fun. But, pretty as he is, he'd eventually annoy the hell out me. He'd argue too much, then get distracted by his work and I wouldn't be the center of his universe. And that's required. But Jack, I could definitely spend a lot of time with Jack. Quality naked time. And I'd blow him while he was in uniform.
Sheppard/McKay--Again, hands down--McKay. He'd be more neurotic than me, which would be a relief, and I'd make him explain his work to me because physics is fascinating. And he's got that sweet little ass and big broad cuddly shoulders. Yup, McKay. Not that Sheppard isn't hot, but I think he would spend more time on his hair than I would, and that would irritate me. He'd probably steal my hair gel, too. And he's skinnier than me. Which means he probably wouldn't eat enough of my cooking, and being italian, that's a requirement, too.
Tucker/Reed--Tucker. Because he's just as cute as can be. I'd make him play harmonic for me. In bed. And I'd make him grow his chest hair back, too.
As for FireFly...hmmmm. I think Mal. Or Kaylee. Because if I were ever to swing that way, Kaylee would be the one. I adore her.
gigitrek. How could I resist this one?Stargate
Jack/Daniel-- Oh, definitely Jack. I'd sleep with Daniel, maybe once, just for fun. But, pretty as he is, he'd eventually annoy the hell out me. He'd argue too much, then get distracted by his work and I wouldn't be the center of his universe. And that's required. But Jack, I could definitely spend a lot of time with Jack. Quality naked time. And I'd blow him while he was in uniform.
Sheppard/McKay--Again, hands down--McKay. He'd be more neurotic than me, which would be a relief, and I'd make him explain his work to me because physics is fascinating. And he's got that sweet little ass and big broad cuddly shoulders. Yup, McKay. Not that Sheppard isn't hot, but I think he would spend more time on his hair than I would, and that would irritate me. He'd probably steal my hair gel, too. And he's skinnier than me. Which means he probably wouldn't eat enough of my cooking, and being italian, that's a requirement, too.
Tucker/Reed--Tucker. Because he's just as cute as can be. I'd make him play harmonic for me. In bed. And I'd make him grow his chest hair back, too.
As for FireFly...hmmmm. I think Mal. Or Kaylee. Because if I were ever to swing that way, Kaylee would be the one. I adore her.
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Date: 2004-10-31 05:23 pm (UTC)Who wouldn't?
I think he would spend more time on his hair than I would, and that would irritate me.
Everyone in the world spends more time on their hair than I do, so that's not a problem. The thing that would bug me about Sheppard would be the football and the horror movies, neither of which I like. As long as he didn't expect me to watch, we'd be fine. Rodney, OTOH, would probably benefit more from some really incendiary sex and the 'let me change your life by showing you just how good sex really is' thing is always tempting.
Why, yes, I have thought about this far more than I should have.
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Date: 2004-10-31 05:27 pm (UTC)I think it's true that Rodney would be much more appreciative. And he needs it more, too.
Although now the thought of watching horror movies with Sheppard is kind of appealing...
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Date: 2004-10-31 05:29 pm (UTC)So you're suggesting we switch?
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Date: 2004-10-31 05:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-31 05:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-31 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-31 05:39 pm (UTC)My fingers are busily trying to get Rodney laid as we speak, and it's all your fault.
Although that image I had of Rodney being blown while John fucked him will probably not make it into the story. Sigh.
Hey! That's what we need 'the aliens made us take part in group sex' story.
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Date: 2004-10-31 06:15 pm (UTC)*sits back and waits expectantly.*
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Date: 2004-10-31 07:02 pm (UTC)Feel free to indulge your orgy fetish any time, my dear. (Come on, you know you want to!!) I'll send you more naked DH pics!
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Date: 2004-10-31 07:16 pm (UTC)besides, *I*, she said puffing herself up importantly, am working on a Jack/Daniel story.
while that's happening, someone write me some Orgy!Sex. Preferably involving
HEE!
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Date: 2004-11-01 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-31 07:00 pm (UTC)Hey! That's what we need 'the aliens made us take part in group sex' story.
That's it! Chelle, you are freakin' brilliant. Yes, we do very much so need that story.
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Date: 2004-11-01 05:15 am (UTC)You'll just have to wait and see.
Um, Ford's in it.
Chelle, you are freakin' brilliant.
It's about time someone noticed. Sheesh.
So, orgy fic, all guys or do Teyla and/or some native women get to play too?
Or maybe they're having their own, err, rite.
BTW, I love the 'no porn' icon. Poor Shep, guess he'll have to settle for the real thing.