Cake Not-Quite-Smut

[thegrrrl2002]

A silly bit of almost smut. For kageygirl.



John caught up with Rodney in the hallway, then stared at him in astonishment. "Rodney, is that *cake* you're eating?"

"I suppose it could be considered cake," Rodney mused, licking his fork. "Almost a custard-like texture, definitely a chocolate flavor--excuse me, Major?" He lifted the plate away from John's outstretched hand and quickened his pace.

"Come on, Rodney, lemme--" John didn't care that he was whining, right there in the hallway, because, god, it was cake, a huge slab of cake, with frosting and everything and was that actually a layer of raspberries? "It's nice to share."

Reaching his door, Rodney huddled protectively around his plate. "As I'm sure you have realized by now, I'm not all that nice, not really." He peered over his shoulder as he activated the door release.

John took advantage of the deserted hallway and Rodney's preoccupied hands, and cupped Rodney's ass. "But I'm nice. I can be *very* nice, as a matter of fact."

Rodney slipped away from him. "Oh please, could you be any more transparent?"

Nodding rapidly, John followed. "Yes, yes, I could."

Rodney sat on his bed, and John sat directly next to him, smiling his most winning smile. He put everything he had into it, and was contemplating a declaration of undying love when Rodney exclaimed, "God, you have no shame, do you?"

Okay, so a no-go on the love declaration. John realized that a direct approach would be very risky, because cake ending up on the floor would be a lose-lose situation. A strategy was needed. A very crafty strategy.

"So," John drawled, easing a hand under Rodney's shirt and onto the small of his back. He sidled closer to Rodney, until they were thigh to thigh, and, eyeing Rodney's neck, leaned in close.

"Don't even try it," Rodney said, around a mouthful of cake.

John blinked, then withdrew. "Try what?"

Rodney cocked his head and gave him a look.

"Fine, I don't want your damn cake," John told him. "I'll go and get my own."

"Last piece, by the way," Rodney said as John stood.

John fell back down onto the bed, scowling. "It's rude to talk with your mouth full, you know."

Rodney nodded in agreement, then shoveled another forkful in his mouth. "Is really, really good," he mumbled.

The floor really wasn't that dirty, John decided. And while it was possible that the cake would fall frosting side down, it was also possible it might just fall on the bed during the direct frontal assault. Or better yet, on Rodney. Frosting side down. Which, of course, would be more fun if Rodney were naked--

"What?" John asked, when he realized Rodney was watching him through narrowed eyes.

Rodney shook his head, scooped up a generous portion of cake, and held the fork out to him. "Here, before you wreak all kinds of havoc."

John didn't protest. He promptly opened his mouth, and, oh, yes, sinfully delicious. Rich and heavy and damn, if that wasn't butterfat he didn't know what was. He sighed with delight. "Wow."

"Yes, precisely," Rodney agreed.

"Mmm. More." He reached for the fork, but Rodney shooed his hand away. "I'll wreak havoc," John threatened.

"Ah yes, the fine art of military intimidation." Rodney fed him another forkful.

"Right, and you're so intimidated."

"Quivering in fear." Rodney leaned in and kissed John's cheek, then licked a crumb from the corner of his mouth. "By the way, there's actually plenty of cake in the mess," he said.

"What?" John said, indignant. Another luscious-looking forkful floated in front of him. "I--you lied--" He grabbed Rodney's wrist, holding it steady and took the mouthful of cake. He could tell Rodney off later, as soon as he finished eating, because yes, those *were* raspberries. Of a sort.

"Because it's a lot more fun this way." Rodney grinned at him. Shamelessly.

John thought for a moment. Rodney had a point. "Might be even more fun naked," he suggested.

As turned out, he was right. Especially about that 'frosting-side-down' bit.

Comments

[miera-c.livejournal.com]

oh gods.
so much for getting through today without eating any refined sugar. *g*

[mz-bstone.livejournal.com]

*g*

[ship-recs.livejournal.com]

haha, lovely.

I want cake now.

[sffan.livejournal.com]

Heee. So cute!

I don't recommend putting the cake on Shep though. All that hair. He'd be sticky for days!

[kuwdora.livejournal.com]

This puts a spin on the old phrase of 'having your cake and eating it too'

or was that pie? either way it works.

Mmmm, cake. Makes me hungry!

[misspamela.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...nice!

[ex-danvers514.livejournal.com]

*bg* Mmmm. Yummy. ;-)

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

How I loves you.

[spikedluv]

The floor really wasn't that dirty, John decided. And while it was possible that the cake would fall frosting side down, it was also possible it might just fall on the bed during the direct frontal assault. Or better yet, on Rodney. Frosting side down. Which, of course, would be more fun if Rodney were naked--

*snicker* Loved seeing what John would do for cake, and that Rodney liked about there being no more cake, hee! Poor Rodney, being so, uh, 'intimidated'. I think he handled himself well against the big bad Major. *bg*

[kalimyre.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Oh, yummy, in more ways than one. Love John's planning, and how Rodney teased him, knowing all along what he was thinking. Love the easy exchange between them, the level of comfort and familiarity. Very nice indeed. Now I must stop thinking of cake before I succumb to the inevitable fat pants.

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Very sweet. I'm going to go brush my teeth now. *beg*

[kageygirl.livejournal.com]

Ooh, cake. Cake innuendo. Cake feeding. Cake taunting. Implied cake-smearing. Mmmmm.

Oh, thank you, Grrrl. Look, chocolate endorphins do travel via the Net... *eg*

[karendreamer.livejournal.com]

Oh, food and Rodney and John, life is wonderful and so is this ficlet. Yum on all counts.

[reedfem.livejournal.com]

Cake or sex?

Hmmm... I think CAKE!

[somedays...]

::hugs you madly::

[sivib.livejournal.com]

Rodney slipped away from him. "Oh please, could you be any more transparent?"

Nodding rapidly, John followed. "Yes, yes, I could."


*snerf* I can so see this. Hell, I can practically smell the cake!
*applause*

[bee86.livejournal.com]

*giggles* This was so cute! The thought of Rodney feeding cake to John just amuses me to no end. :)

[tinny]

He put everything he had into it, and was contemplating a declaration of undying love when Rodney exclaimed, "God, you have no shame, do you?"

*LOL* - so good.

God, that was funny! And hot. And chocolatey. *mmmmh* Thanks for brightening my day.

[carolyn-claire.livejournal.com]

Aw, sweet and yummy! :) You make these two so adorable together, and I love John turning on the charm, and Rodney not buying into it. Heeee! *nibbles your cake*

[skater-g8r.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmm!! chocolatey, rasberry, iced john/Rodney yummy *-)

[jenlev.livejournal.com]

tee hee! that's sweet and also quite delicious. *veg*

and i love the not-quite raspberries: "He could tell Rodney off later, as soon as he finished eating, because yes, those *were* raspberries. Of a sort."

[mmmchelle.livejournal.com]

Oh, yay, you finished it.

I love it when they play together, with cake. /g/

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

Cake! With the good frosting! I want some now. So very, very much.

[wpadmirer.livejournal.com]

Grrrl fic! This was sweet, in more ways than one. (grin) And I love the whole "wreak havoc" thing. I'm sure John would.

WP

[klo-the-hobbit.livejournal.com]

Ooch! Totally brightened my day! Although now I really really want cake. And if it happened to come served on John or Rodney, I wouldn't be averse to it *grins*
Thank you! You have no idea how much I needed something to make me smile this morning. *feeds you lollipops*
*klo*

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I'm trying that myself. It's not going well. ::sighs::

The bakery, I hear it calling out to me...