thegrrrl2002: (Sheppard smirk)
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This is the fault of [livejournal.com profile] rivier and [livejournal.com profile] danvers. Written quick, probably kind of sloppy, and based on that scene in "Home".



Rodney stripped off his pants and lay on his couch wearing only his boxers and a tee-shirt. He pressed his hand over his cock.

She comes to his door, dressed in only a little yellow dress, the kind with skinny straps over the shoulder. It's low cut, exposing the gentle swell of her breast. She tosses her hair and smiles at him.

His cock twitched, as he slid hand under the waistband of his boxers with a sigh. Half-hard, and god, it's been ages since he had sex, real, genuine sex. He wrapped his fingers around it for a long, slow pull.

She smiles--full, red lips--and says, "Oh, Rodney, I'm so glad you're back--I've been waiting for you."

Rodney pulled again at his cock. Damn it, it wasn't working for him, even with the little yellow dress. He shifted restlessly, spreading his legs and cupping his balls. He knew he shouldn't go there, really, really shouldn't but...

...John leans back, draping his arm over the back chair and smiles a slow lazy smile. "The problem is, Rodney, that your electromagnetics are out of alignment."

Rodney blinks in surprise. "Really? How can you tell?" He turns back to the computer display, and doesn't hear John come up behind him. "What do you know about electromagnets?"

"Rodney," he whispers in Rodney's ear," I spent an entire summer working at the atom smasher in Texas."

"You didn't," Rodney says, astonished. He shivers in delight.

"Are you cold?" John asks solicitously. He puts an arm around Rodney's shoulders. "It is a little chilly in here."


Rodney's hand swept over his cock, his rock-hard cock and he groaned. Oh, yes, yes, this was what he needed. So good, so damn good. He stuffed another hand down inside his underwear, lifting his hips so that he could press down behind his balls while his other hand whipped along his cock. So close--

"Yes, chilly, I am a little cold, now that you mention it," Rodney tells him.

John leans close, and the heat from his body warms Rodney. "Anyway, there were imperfection in the copper tubing connected to the klystrons, and it was perturbing the waveguides something awful. You should have seen it, it was such a mess. Electrons and positrons all over the place." He waves his hand dismissively. "But I'm sure you're bored with all that."

"No, no, please tell me more," Rodney insists, plucking at John's sleeve. "I had no idea you were an expert in particle physics."

"There's a lot you don't know about me, Rodney." John cups Rodney's ass. "Listen, the Mensa meeting is due to start in ten minutes--we can spend that time talking about aligning particle waves, or we can get in a little wave action of our own." He punctuates that last sentence with a little shove of his hips, and Rodney can feel the hard cock pressing against his thigh.

"Mensa?" Rodney gasps--


--and he grabbed the head of his cock as he came, spilling out between his fingers. "Oh, yes, John," Rodney moaned, shoulders curled up off the couch. "Oh god, oh god." He stroked a few more times, drawing it out, making the pleasure last. Finally he slumps back down, closes his eyes and drifts off to sleep, images of John's wide grin dancing through his mind.

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Date: 2005-05-09 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-moonmoth.livejournal.com
"Mensa?" Rodney gasps--

Heeee!

Rodney turned on by the smarts, eh? So... not surprising ;)

Date: 2005-05-09 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
That's why he wouldn't let the Mensa thing go in "Brotherhood", of course. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
bwahaha! that's rodney, keeping his eyes on the prize. ;)

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Date: 2005-05-09 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slb44.livejournal.com
You are so baaaad. *bg* But in a really good way.

Date: 2005-05-09 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you muchly. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-danvers514.livejournal.com
Oh. *Loved*. Everyone should write some Home fic.

You know what really made me laugh though? Rodney seems as turned on by particle physics as John. What made me laugh harder was, I totally got it. Because yes, smarts are *such* a turn on. The thought of Shep talking physics was enough to make me drool on my keyboard ;-)

I got blame too! Yay me! I win! ;-)

//[livejournal.com profile] danvers' icon sexes [livejournal.com profile] thegrrrl2002//

Date: 2005-05-09 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
"Home" Porn! We need a Home Porn Contest.

Of course Rodney would fantasize about John talking physics. And Mensa. That's why Rodney's eyes got so big in that scene in "Brotherhood." *g*

If the two of them ever talked physics at each other on the show, I'd melt. And I have no idea what words I just put into John's mouth there. A little Googling is a dangerous thing.

::sexes icon back:: Woo, baby!! ::drapes herself over chair, too, although not quite as fetchingly::

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Date: 2005-05-09 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivier.livejournal.com
::laughs and laughs, but mostly to cover up the whole being turned on thing::

Oh, that was *it*! Yes, yes! make John talk dirty some more! And I'll go to bed and think about that big gay bathroom some more. Or, uh, the picnic scene! Or the pair of them geeking off to Monty Python, cause you know they would, at some point, probably when both horribly drunk! Or, the end of the three WiPs I'm already nurturing, god damn it!

Date: 2005-05-09 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I knew that would get you hot and bothered. *g*

I'll bet John's big gay bathroom is really big. Even the half-bathroom that's right off of the kitchen is pretty roomy. And there's probably a bottle of baby oil in there. I'm just sayin'. The sink's probably sturdy enough for John to sit on, too, and pull his legs way up...

Um, what was I saying?

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Date: 2005-05-09 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shetiger.livejournal.com
Yes! It's smart porn day today!

Very nice. :)

Date: 2005-05-09 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
*g* I think you get a little blame for this one, too. All that academic talk. Study groups. (I almost typed "study gropes" there.) TA'ing and lecturing and young Rodney....

Date: 2005-05-09 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gurrier.livejournal.com
Particle physics, it's the little red sports car of science. Rodney is such a guy, in his own inimitable fashion :)

Date: 2005-05-09 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hee! He is a guy. Doing his guy thing on the couch. *g*

But particle physics is really sexy, isn't it?

Date: 2005-05-09 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] munchkinott.livejournal.com
I don't know which is the bigger turn-on - McKay having a little couch time? *WINK* Or Sheppard talking particle wave behaviours?!

Thank you for confusing me. I am now sexually confused. *pouts*

*drools steadily into coma*

Date: 2005-05-09 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. Here, just watch the ass for a while. You'll feel better.

Sheppard's sexy no matter what he's talking about.

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Date: 2005-05-09 01:06 am (UTC)
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*huggles fic and runs off with it*

Date: 2005-05-09 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
::giggles::

::chases you::

Date: 2005-05-09 01:41 am (UTC)
ext_2331: (DH I know things)
From: [identity profile] kageygirl.livejournal.com
Heeheeheehahahahahaha.

Oooh, physics sexin'. You're hot even when you're fakin' it, Grrrl. *eg*

Date: 2005-05-09 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I was faking it in a big way, too, only had time for a quick google.

I was hoping people would be distracted by the silliness. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coreopsis.livejournal.com
heee! Rodney getting turned on by the physics talk is fabulous. And John talking the physics talk? Is really fucking hot, man. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
I think they should talk physics together on the show. Really. They should.

And then I'd just be a puddle on the floor.

Date: 2005-05-09 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bee86.livejournal.com
Geek!porn!! yay! *lol*

This was hot, d00d. :)

Date: 2005-05-09 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hee! Rodney and his silly fantasies. I think he has lots of them.

Glad you liked!

Date: 2005-05-09 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickdzoot.livejournal.com
Now we need John's pov! Taking a break in his bathroom during the big party at his bachelor pad with Rodney.

Date: 2005-05-09 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rivier.livejournal.com
I'm working on it!

Sadly, not half as well as Grrrl. nnnrgh

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Date: 2005-05-09 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ane.livejournal.com
Silly is good. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you, ma'am! I got the silly covered. *g*

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Date: 2005-05-09 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimera.livejournal.com
*squeakyglee*

You know, before Atlantis fandom I would not have seriously entertained the idea of physics!porn and math!porn, but now? I eagerly read all that I can get my hot little hands on.

Date: 2005-05-09 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
That was before we all knew how hot Rodney was. And John. And how exponentially hot they were together.

::nods::

Yup, that's it.

Date: 2005-05-09 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ship-recs.livejournal.com
hehe, this is fabulous.

Date: 2005-05-09 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the silly. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 08:53 am (UTC)
ext_979: (sheppard (_bettina_))
From: [identity profile] saba1789.livejournal.com
Heh, how very fabulous :-D . Thanks for writing and sharing this - I loved it!

Date: 2005-05-09 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was quick and silly, I didn't have much time, but I just couldn't resist.

Date: 2005-05-09 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skater-g8r.livejournal.com
OMG! I so *have* to use this icon!! hehee! that was brilliant *-))

Date: 2005-05-09 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
It's the perfect icon! *g*

Naughty Rodney.

Date: 2005-05-09 03:11 pm (UTC)
spikedluv: (mcshep_geniuses_chelle)
From: [personal profile] spikedluv
Hee. *grins stupidly* That was good. Gotta love Rodney getting turned on by this image: John leans back, draping his arm over the back chair and smiles a slow lazy smile, as well as the dirty physics talk. *vbg* BTW, that image of John was just so spot on and guh! And Rodney's reaction, lol, so good! Smart is sexy. *g*

Date: 2005-05-09 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
That chair draping is a direct result of [livejournal.com profile] danvers flashing that damn icon from "Home" at me. John is looking all too fetching, and he knows it. (see danvers post, above).

Glad you enjoyed the silliness. Smart is *very* sexy, isn't it?

::licks your icon::

Date: 2005-05-09 03:26 pm (UTC)
tinny: Something Else holding up its colorful drawing - "be different" (sga_sheppard need you now)
From: [personal profile] tinny
Yes! Hot! I admit the physics go right over my head but that doesn't make it any less hot. :))

So that scene in Home was *before* your story, right? No way he'd still be as tense afterward. ;P

When can I see Brotherhood?? *counts weeks*

Date: 2005-05-09 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Oh, the physics probably doesn't make a lick of sense, I just threw it together hoping no one would call me out on it. *g*

And that's a good point about Rodney's tenseness, hmmmm..you're right, he'd be kind of languid and smiley at that point, wouldn't he?

"Brotherhood" is just way too much fun. Plus Sheppard gets all dirty. I hope you don't have to wait too long!

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Date: 2005-05-09 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_bettina_/
Heee! Very nice. Love it :-).

Date: 2005-05-10 12:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-05-09 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teaphile.livejournal.com
Hee! And he's so turned on by the physics that he doesn't even get to the fantasy nakedness!

Never has my icon been so appropriate.

Date: 2005-05-10 12:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hee! Your icon is very appropriate. How cute!

And Rodney never seems to be able to get past John mentioning the Mensa meeting in that particular fantasy. *g*

Date: 2005-05-10 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hinokumo.livejournal.com
"Mensa?"

LOL! Oh, you are a genius :D Evil, but a genius. That was perfect--I still get a tingle when I watch that scene in The Brotherhood. Mmmmm, yummy :D

Date: 2005-05-10 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you! Glad you liked it.

As for "The Brotherhood", that is just so fabulous, isn't it? Just the look on Rodney's face when John says it--it's priceless. You know he just got hard. ;-)

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Date: 2005-05-10 03:44 pm (UTC)
ext_1204: (atlantis mckay)
From: [identity profile] kylielee1000.livejournal.com
"I had no idea you were an expert in particle physics."

ROFLMAO!

This is just adorable—what gets Rodney off. Hee! A very, very smart man gets him off.

Date: 2005-05-10 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
*g*

A smart, pretty man.

Glad you liked the silliness!

Date: 2005-05-11 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maraceles.livejournal.com
I absolutely adored this!

Date: 2005-05-12 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you! It was terribly silly, but I was in a silly mood. *g*
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