thegrrrl2002: (pooty John)
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Untitled Pornlet by [livejournal.com profile] mmmchelle and [livejournal.com profile] thegrrrl2002



"Oh, oh--there. No, not there. There."

Rodney halted in mid-thrust, blinking the sweat out of his eyes. "Oh for christssake, will you just say where?"

"I did," John said.

"No, no, you didn't. You said there. There is not a direction," Rodney pointed out. "It's a place."

"Rodney." John bit his lower lip. "Come on."

Rodney relented, and began thrusting again. Angling his thrusts this way and that, he knew "there" was in there somewhere but staying focused on technique wasn't easy. His cock was squeezed tight, sliding in and out of John's hot, hot body and it was all he could do to keep from coming except now John was starting to slide away from him.

"Rodney," John sighed.

Shifting position, Rodney lifted John's hips and shuffled in closer. "Could use some help here," he said, recapturing John's slipping leg with one hand.

John shifted minutely.

"Could you be any lazier?" Rodney asked.

Tilting his head to one side, John answered. "Um, probably." He arched his back and then folded his arms underneath his head, his legs remaining draped over Rodney's shoulders.

Rodney glared, panting. He wasn't sure what was more annoying--John sprawled out over him and his bed, making him do all the work, or the fact that John looked so completely delicious sprawled out all over him and his bed.

It made him want to do all the work.

"I figured you could use the exercise," John continued. "It's in your best interest to be physically fit, after all."

"What, now this is an exercise program?"

John's eyebrows twitched. "A good one, don't you think?"

"I used to think being on top meant I was in charge."

"Of course you are, Rodney." As John spoke, his leg slid down again until it rested in the crook of Rodney's elbow.

John looked at it pointedly.

Sighing, Rodney hitched John's leg back up onto his shoulder.

John grinned, then clenched his muscles, giving Rodney's already-excited cock a squeeze. "Come on, back to work."

"Oh, you are just--"

John squeezed him again.

Rodney groaned and began to thrust. "Could you at least brace yourself so you don't slide away?"

Looking more affronted than anyone possibly could while being fucked, John slid his hands out from beneath his head and placed them against the wall.

"Thank you," Rodney said with a sharp thrust of his hips.

Eyes closing, John whimpered in delight.

"Hah." Rodney thrust harder, speeding up his movements and then he had it going just right, John making all kinds of helpless little noises for him. He had found "there", so he kept with it, feeling his own pleasure curl up from deep inside and damn, they were good together.

"Harder," John said.

Taking a deep breath, Rodney dug in with his knees, held tight onto John's legs and pounded into him.

"Oh god yes," John said in a bare whisper. "Touch me."

"What?"

"Oh god, touch me--I need--"

Arms full of John's legs and Rodney faltered, not knowing what to do. If he had a third arm, maybe. "I can't," he protested.

"Rodney, please."

Somehow Rodney managed to lean forward and reach around to take hold of John's cock.

John moaned. "Faster."

"John," Rodney growled, trying speed his hand up while keeping his hips moving hard and steady and not only was it insanely good but also just plain insane, heart pounding in his ears and fucking John was going to do him in one of these days.

John tensed up all around him, cock stiffening in Rodney's hand. Even though Rodney's wrist was beginning to ache he kept going, long, firm strokes and then John arched and came, his loud moan music to Rodney's ears. Hot come spurting through his fingers and Rodney loved it, loved seeing John in ecstasy, loved watching him writhe with pleasure and it was all so wonderful that he gave up and came, too, marveling over his brilliant timing.

The sheer intensity of it left him dizzy. When the pleasure finally faded Rodney carefully withdrew his cock and untangled himself from John's limp legs so he could crash down onto the bed, gasping for breath. Sweat trickled down his chest and his entire body throbbed in the aftermath. "God, that was good."

John turned and smiled beatifically. "That was very good." Stretching, he made a contented noise and then rolled closer to Rodney. "Can you hand me that pillow?"

"The timing," Rodney pointed out as he reached for the pillow. "Orchestrating it so that we can come at the same time--that's pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. And I do say so. Especially considering that sex with you is a little like herding cats."

"And a towel?" John was asking he tucked the pillow under his head. "Hey, wait a minute, did you just call me a cat?"

Rodney thought about it. "In a sense, yes." He twisted around to examine the clothing on the floor, then picked up John's tee shirt and handed it him. John was still giving him a look, so Rodney kissed him.

Looking somewhat mollified, John said, "Fine. Just don't expect me to purr."

"Oh, please, no one can purr and groan that loudly at the same time."

"There is that." A small smile tugged at John's lips as he wiped off his stomach. "You make me feel really, really good, Rodney."

Rodney nodded, because it was pretty damn obvious that he did. "Although I could probably find 'there' faster if you helped."

"Yeah." John acknowledged.

Rodney gave him a puzzled frown.

"Rodney, it's not a race."

"I know that."

"Uh-huh."

Rodney took the shirt from John's hand and tossed it back on the floor. "Just go to sleep, cat-boy."

"Fine," John said. He turned and wrapped himself around Rodney, arm over Rodney's chest, leg draped over Rodney's legs.

"I didn't mean on me." Rodney said. "What if I wanted to face the other way?"

John snored lightly.

Rodney kissed the top of John's head, and then after a moment, rubbed the back of his neck.

Snoring did actually sound little bit like purring.

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Date: 2006-06-11 10:22 pm (UTC)
sage: Still of Natasha Romanova from Iron Man 2 (rodney pinch)
From: [personal profile] sage
*giggles* How can they be so hot and adorable at the same time?!

*loves* :D

Date: 2006-06-13 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

We were feeling silly at the time.

Date: 2006-06-11 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
yay! er, this is a great way to end the weekend. :)

hee! "There is not a direction," Rodney pointed out. "It's a place."" he's got a good point. and the subsequent conversation made me laugh so hard that the battling mourning doves left the balcony completely.

bwahaha! "Especially considering that sex with you is a little like herding cats." i am *never* going to be able to say that with a straight face again. which is kind of nice actually. and i love the ending. sweet.

ps. and *guh*. just so you know. ;)

Date: 2006-06-13 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
*g* Thank you, sweetie! and I'm sorry we made you scare the mourning doves. Hee!

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From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-06-13 09:51 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2006-06-11 10:26 pm (UTC)
ext_1175: (J/R kiss)
From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
"I figured you could use the exercise," John continued. "It's in your best interest to be physically fit, after all."

"What, now this is an exercise program?"


And that was where I lost it and started laughing my ass off, because oh my god, this is so them that I could hear them talking. Love this. :)

Date: 2006-06-13 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Yay! It makes me very happy to hear that. I'm glad you enjoyed our silly bit of porn.

John really would be just so lazy in bed, wouldn't he?

Date: 2006-06-11 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stungunbilly.livejournal.com
::flails::
This is just so THEM!
I love John as a total slacker in bed; he so could not pull that off with a woman, but Rodney's his guy.
And of course Rodney really can use the excercise...

Date: 2006-06-13 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
LOL, so glad you liked! John would be just so lazy, wouldn't he? All slouchy and relaxed.

I'll bet Rodney's getting in really good shape. *g*

Date: 2006-06-11 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duffy-99.livejournal.com
Rodney loved it, loved seeing John in ecstasy, loved watching him writhe with pleasure and it was all so wonderful that he gave up and came, too, marveling over his brilliant timing.

And he would too! Rodney *so* would marvel at himself at a time like this! My other favorite line was:

Looking more affronted than anyone possibly could while being fucked

Oh John! Oh Rodney! Oh Grrrl, you know them so well!

Date: 2006-06-13 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
John's trying not to break a sweat. *g*

I'm so glad you liked! Thank you!

Date: 2006-06-11 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reginabellatrix.livejournal.com
sex with you is a little like herding cats

lol! I swear, you two are the only ones who can make me laugh over porn. In a good way, at any rate. ;)

Date: 2006-06-13 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Hee! That icon is adorable. And perfectly suitable! *g*

I'm glad we could make you laugh!

Date: 2006-06-11 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feather-autant.livejournal.com
"I used to think being on top meant I was in charge."

Oh god, I could so see this! *giggles* I'm beginning to think this Sunday porn thing should be a requirement. :)

Date: 2006-06-13 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
LOL! I'm glad you enjoyed it, sweetie! Poor Rodney, working so hard. Not that he really minds, of course. *g*

sex with you is a little like herding cats

Date: 2006-06-11 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
I laughed so very hard from "he knew "there" was in there somewhere" and the image, so insanely funny and plausible, of lazy-J and his slipping-off-leg through the whole pretend-polite fucking-negotiation that I couldn't see the words properly (until it slowed down and became sweet).

Love this.
Thank you.

Re: sex with you is a little like herding cats

Date: 2006-06-13 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You're quite welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed the silly fun. John would be really good at laying back and looking pretty, wouldn't he?

Date: 2006-06-11 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tex.livejournal.com
Oh, how much do I love this fic! The herding cats comment was hilarious, I loved bossy, lazy John and Rodney only half-heartedly rebelling against it before he comes like gangbusters! As usual, you guys just totally nail these two. [livejournal.com profile] ilexa and I were talking just today about our favorite SGA writers and you two are RIGHT THERE.

I don't know how you are able to just capture these moments - I'm tempted to say everyday moments although Lord knows there is NOTHING everyday about Rodney and John having sex - but there don't need to be any big explosions or mutant virus running rampant when you write. It's emotion and it's entertainment and it is molten flowing hotness and no one does it better. THANK YOU!

Date: 2006-06-13 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you, that's an incredibly lovely compliment! We're both very flattered. We have so much fun with the quiet (porny) moments between them. I adore them together.

I'm really glad you liked it. ::hugs::

Date: 2006-06-11 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 30toseoul.livejournal.com
Oh my GOD. With the funny and the hot and the snark? This is one of the best established-PWPs I've ever read. *saves to folder*

I'm going to use that herding cats comment in bed someday myself, I swear. It's classic. Thank you!!

Date: 2006-06-14 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
LOL, you're very welcome! I'm really glad you enjoyed it. I love the thought of John being so lazy in bed. And getting away with it every time.

Date: 2006-06-11 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miera-c.livejournal.com
*purrrrrrrr*

Date: 2006-06-14 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
::scritches behind ears::

Date: 2006-06-12 12:04 am (UTC)
intermezzo: (manip McKay/Sheppard)
From: [personal profile] intermezzo
Ah, this was funny and hot. I absolutely ♥ the snark, which is so very them. Leave it to our boys to behave like this *during* and after entercourse *g* Which, btw, is what makes this fic very realistic. Also, lazy John? That was just brilliant! You guys are wonderful

Great job! *off to read it again*

Date: 2006-06-14 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it. I adore the idea of lazy John, too, I really do. Lazy, snarky John. *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 12:32 am (UTC)
abbylee: (Default)
From: [personal profile] abbylee
I do love this combination of humour and hotness. You guys rock, thank you.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you liked!

Date: 2006-06-12 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlnamedpixley.livejournal.com
This was the very best part of my weekend and I needed the laugh desperately. Thanks for this little porny jewel. It's destined to be reread many, many times.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Aw, thank you, that's very flattering! I'm glad we could make you laugh. And I hope your week is going better than your weekend did.

Date: 2006-06-12 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sffan.livejournal.com
And here I thought Rodney would be the pushy bottom *g*

Too damn adorable and hot.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
*g* Thank you!

I'm pretty sure Rodney would *think* that he's being pushy when he's on the bottom.

Date: 2006-06-12 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fatuorum.livejournal.com
*purrs* I'm a puddle of goo here. How indecently sweet and funny is this? Thanks for the giggles and the hotness! *GGG*

Date: 2006-06-14 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You're very welcome! I'm happy we were able to make you giggle. *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] namastenancy.livejournal.com
John - the pushiest bottom ever! Funny and hot.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Lazy and pushy. Yup, that's John! *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thepouncer.livejournal.com
Hee! And guh *g*

Date: 2006-06-14 04:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-06-12 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] libra-traveller.livejournal.com
That was so funny, and real-life like. Now I'm seeing John stretching on the bed as a cat while Rodney's yelling at him to help. This was so great, and it made me laugh at my desk. Thank you both.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You're very welcome! I'm so glad you we could make you smile. *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] porntestpilot.livejournal.com
*glee* So much happiness and joy! Thanks guys!

Date: 2006-06-14 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed!

Date: 2006-06-12 04:39 am (UTC)
ext_8600: (John & Rodney - Cuddle)
From: [identity profile] reedfem.livejournal.com
"Could you be any lazier?" Rodney asked.

Tilting his head to one side, John answered. "Um, probably."



Oh god, you kill me. Slowly, with intent. Aforethought even.

You two rock my socks every time.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
::runs off with your socks::

Wooo!!

I'm glad you liked it, sweetie!

Date: 2006-06-12 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wagacca.livejournal.com
John with his legs on Rodney's shoulders and his hands braced on the wall. Yum. Can I get a membership to that gym?

Date: 2006-06-14 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
Oh god yes. I'd be right there with you. *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 05:38 am (UTC)
ext_2456: (SGA John_slut (jr_moon))
From: [identity profile] nakedwesley.livejournal.com
Squeeeee! Cat-boy! Trying to find 'there'! Exclamation points!!! John is such a bad boy.

Date: 2006-06-14 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
He really is, isn't he? And Rodney lets him get away with it. *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kellifer-fic.livejournal.com
Hee... stopping during sex to snark each other... *laughs*

Date: 2006-06-14 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
It's true love, definitely. *g*

Date: 2006-06-12 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluespirit-star.livejournal.com
'Cat-boy'!
*g* Love it.

A lovely sexy start to my day - thank you!

Date: 2006-06-14 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com
You're very welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed.
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