::sigh::

[thegrrrl2002]

It seemed like such an innocent little cup of coffee. Lulled me into a false sense of security, until I was almost finished with it, then somehow, it splattered all over my shirt, pants, and keyboard (which already has plenty of sesame seeds in it--guess who has bagels for breakfast almost every morning?).

Now I have big wet spots on my clothes from trying to clean them off. I'm going out tonight, and don't want to go home and change first. Damn it, I didn't want to walk around with coffee spots on my orange shirt and white pants all day. I really should just stick to wearing brown or black. It's much safer.

And now my "/" key is sticking on my keyboard. Does that mean I should be writing some sticky slash, instead of working?

Comments

[slb44.livejournal.com]

I'll share a not so little secret with you. Keep a package of baby wipes on hand. They'll take spots/stains out of almost anything. I've even used them to successfully clean the rugs after the cats do the hairball spitting up routine. I know it sounds weird, but it really does work.

As for the sticky key. Well I'd have absolutely no complaints if you wrote some sticky slash fic, especially if it was J/D. *g*

Baby wipes!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

What a marvelous idea! I love it. Because, you know, hairballs on the rug. We have mostly hardwood floors, and one small area rug, so where do the hairballs get coughed up? On the damn rug.

My shirt is dry now, and the spots seem to be gone. But I'm thinking a little package of baby wipes would fit very nicely into my 'stuff' drawer.

Re: Baby wipes!

[slb44.livejournal.com]

I'm firmly convinced that there's a mathematical theory involving the area of carpeted to bare floor and the statistical odds of the cat(s) coughing up a hairball onto the carpet/rug rather then the hard surface. ;-)

I've been slowly removing all the wall to wall carpeting in my house and replacing it with hard wood or tile, but the little darlings still manage to hit a rug or carpet everytime. It's a law of nature or something.

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I should be writing some sticky slash, instead of working?

Yes. It's also a sign that I should be reading some sticky slash, instead of working. Your / key is veeery wise.

The Wisdom of Keyboards

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

We should all listen to our computers.

And your icon--Jack is staring at Daniel's ass, isn't he? I just know he is.

Re: The Wisdom of Keyboards

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Well, that wouldn't exactly be out of character for him, would it?

Re: The Wisdom of Keyboards

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Not even a little!

::smiles at your icon:: Looking at the lips, there.

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

Yes, it means that you are being commanded to write some nice sticky slash to cheer me up from reading all the good ficathon fic and not getting the job and having my baby, who isn't a baby, be too far away and not calling her mother.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

All that lovely ficathon stuff hasn't cheered you up yet? It's all so marvelous!

Okay, random rec--you need to read this, it's very short but makes me smile in a big way: Camping Out.

And now you've reminded me that I haven't called my Mom in quite some time, and that I live too far away, too. ::hangs head in shame::

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

Yes, but I read it all! ::wails::

Heh, I liked Camping Out. There was something so them about the whole conversation and Daniel's reaction when he finally figured it out. Heh.

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

PS Call your mother. ::sternly::

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

*g* I will, I promise. First thing tomorrow. Honest.

[gigitrek.livejournal.com]

You're too kind. Both of you. And I definitely think you should obey the keyboard omen. You might write an award-winning piece that launches you into a full-time, lucrative smut writing career, and then you could go on Unsolved Mysteries (if they still make that) and talk about it.

Sorry about the shirt. To cheer you up, if you're a CSI fan, which I believe you are, Lorian from Enterprise (well, not him, but the actor) was on last night's episode. I just had this confirmed by two independent witnesses, so I'm all happy I figured it out. (Considering it took me something like six months to recognize that girl from "Love Actually" was also in "Pirates of the Caribbean.") I like Lorian. But he looked better with the ears.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

The Cher bit gets me every time. That and Jack staring earnestly at the tent ceiling. He *so* earned that kiss.

I did manage to get the spots out of the shirt, but am currently tempting fate with another cuppa joe. Because it's Friday, and because I can, and because I'm having an inexplicably fun and productive day. And I'm not even writing slash! (not yet, anyway.)

I watch CSI on occasion, but not lately. Bummer, because I would have enjoyed seeing the actor again. I'm not sure I would have recognized him, though, and it would have driven me crazy.

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

I seem to remember talking about your clothing before. Is this something you do on a semi regular basis? Also, and question that involves writing more slash should always be answered yes.
:::::::schnuzzles pretty Daniel icon:::::::
My icon licks your icon.
Have a nice day, babe.
;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oooh, kinky icon nuzzling.

I have many clothing issues, by the way. I think the last clothing-related entry was in regards to evil, worn out undies.

How 'bout you? Any new fics coming up?

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

I've got a bug for Massage 5 coutesy of slb44 (thank you evil lj friend) so I'll be a slave to that for a bit.
And I have this wicked little thing called Dirty Fuck that has been kicking around in my head.
And Cupid 2.
So, no. I'm no that busy.
;)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, it's all good. Now you've got me all a-twitter, you tease you. More massage! More dirtiness! Yay!

So, is it done yet?

....

how 'bout now?

[frahulettaes.livejournal.com]

are we there yet?
NO
are we there yet?
no
are we there yet?
NO
are we there yet?

[nicci-mac.livejournal.com]

:: bounces up and down:: I need to read LOTS of hot sticky grrrl slash please. NOW. forget about going out and having, you know, like a life or anything. Just stay at home and write, write, write.

What makes you think I've had a shitty day at work?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Hee! At least your shitty day is over. And I'd much rather be writing something other than this press release.

This 'work' business is interfering with my hobbies in a big way. ::sighs::

[nicci-mac.livejournal.com]

I hear ya. At least I only work part-time. I usually finish at one but today was the annual 'client outing'. An hour and a half on a mini-bus full of depressed persons. NOT my idea of fun.

Fuck the press release -- lets hear about what Jack and Daniel are 'pressing' and 'releasing'.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I think you need to write some seriously naughty smut to cheer yourself up.

I have your latest fic in my 'to read' folder, woo! Something to look forward to. Fireman Jack, yummy stuff.

Pressing and releasing...thanks, now I'll never be able to concentrate on getting this work done!

[nicci-mac.livejournal.com]

That was my plan. No work... lots of fic.

See?

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

I may never be able to see the words "press release" again without having inappropriate thoughts. Much less "press release for immediate insertion."

[chance1562.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I should be writing some sticky slash, instead of working?

Yes, absolutely. In fact do that now <g>

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I wish!

[reedfem.livejournal.com]

Baby wipes are truly amazing. I have some everywhere. You wear white pants to work? Now THAT is bravery.

Coffee is an insidious evil substance. I must have at least one cup a day. Preferrably applied internally.

I think your keyboard is giving you a cosmic message that yes, it is time for some sticky nasty slash. Now, I'd prefer reading something you wrote yourself, but beggars can't be choosers.

And Pepe just posted Room 22 of her Sunray Inn series.