Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

[thegrrrl2002]

Because it's such a deliciously goofy meme:

Slander! kelly_girl and raqs are having sweet, creamy buttsex! brighidestone, margueritem, doorrepairgirl, mmmchelle... Everyone knows what you got upto that day. wickdzoot and ningyouhime secretly peed in greensilver's cornflakes. widget285 runs a secret pornography ring. thewildmole and soulcake are regular models. slavelabour has no TV licence! destina collects other people's underwear! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

Let's just say I've suspected all of this from all of you. Except for the "TV Licence" thing. What's that about? It's some darned Canadian thing, isn't it? Huh? Huh? You folks with your funny little spellings.

Comments

Re: I am shocked.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

Yes, shocked and appalled. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I don't even know what buttsex is. But I'm against it.

I'm pretty sure.

I think.

No, I'm probably not.

Re: I am shocked.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Of course you're shocked. Shocked and appalled, I'm sure.

I, personally, am aghast.

[ningyouhime.livejournal.com]

We asked her nicely to stop eating all of the Corn Flakes. It's her own fault that it went this far.

...and sweet, creamy buttsex!? This is the first time I've seen that one! =D

[thewildmole.livejournal.com]

*scratches head* Ummmm...yeah. Trust me when I tell you that nobody except the SU wants to see this bod on a regular basis :P

[greensilver.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I asked you and you said you liked Frosted Flakes better anyway, you liar! You're so passive-aggressive!

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Sweet creamy buttsex? Is our love life being described by teen fangirls who read too much Harlequin? If I ever saw that in a fic i'd laugh my ass off and then tell all my friends.

[raqs.livejournal.com]

ooooooh, that's a challenge and a half. i bet among this crew there's someone who could use the phrase "sweet creamy buttsex" and get away with it.

it could still be funny... intentionally.

haw.

still. i'm SHOCKED. and appalled. with three p's and a silent q, as we used to say in college.

[destina.livejournal.com]

destina collects other people's underwear!

Well, of course I do. Doesn't everybody?? *g*

[gigitrek.livejournal.com]

Except for the "TV Licence" thing. What's that about? It's some darned Canadian thing, isn't it? Huh? Huh?

No, it's a darned British thing. We have incompetent computer repairmen who will shamelessly lie to your face (well, to your ear, on the phone) and Mounties. The British have to get a license to own a TV or they get in Big Trouble. It used to be instead of a cable bill, but for only four channels. But now they have cable, so I don't know if they still do the license thing. (People?)

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Doesn't everybody??

Yes, but we don't run around wearing them on our head, do we?

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Wow, things are really complicated over there. A Licence To Watch TV. Who would've thought it?

[wickdzoot.livejournal.com]

I would NEVER do such a thing to greensilver. Not, mind, that I'm above doing such a thing to a few select others. Heh.

[kelly-girl.livejournal.com]

Hee, I don't doubt someone out there could write a character using, "sweet creamy buttsex" and make it sound like it belonged in the story.

*Imagines Daniel saying it to Jack to make him laugh, then getting Jack naked for some of the buttsex.*

[widget285.livejournal.com]

See, you make it sound like running a sekrit pornography ring is a *bad* thing! It's a public service, I tell ya!

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Well, the problem is that it's a *sekrit* pornography ring! You must publicize this porn. You know, list it as one of your hobbies. *g*

[selenay]

It gets even better. We have to have a license to watch TV, which allows you to watch the five terrestrial channels, and any additional cable/satellite channels have to be paid for as well. Then in the last year they've added a digibox that can get certain digital channels for free through the aerial. You have to pay for the digibox although the right to watch those free channels all comes under our license to watch TV.

If you're like me and mainly watch the satellite channels (with rare ventures into the terrestrial channel that shows Law and Order), it can seem a little silly.

[slavelabour.livejournal.com]

*hangs head* I'm so busted about that tv license crap, doh.

*perks up* Good thing I can still download feeelthy x-rated gay porn on my puter, woohoo! =D

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I'm very confused now. I'm amazed you've figured out how to watch anything!

[margueritem.livejournal.com]

brighidestone, margueritem, doorrepairgirl, mmmchelle... Everyone knows what you got upto that day.

I deny everything! I have an alibi! I plead the fifth!

hah! they'll never prove anything! Ahem.

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

Oh sure. That's what they all say.

What's that about protesting a little too much?