Very Important Stuff

Hurray for the Porn Battle!

On Being A Leader, SGA, John/Rodney, grass

Solved, SGA, John/Rodney, equation

Glorious, SGA, John/Rodney, needy

Giving Over, Without a Trace, Danny/Martin, ties

The very fabulous oxoniensis is hosting another porn battle in her journal.Yay!

And I've made porn! John/Rodney porn:

The Sweet Smell of Sex.

Because I felt like writing, but I can't seem to make any progress on my damn fic. I hate when that happens.

( A wee bit of H/C )

There's another challenge going on at 3daychallenge: International "I think I'm chafing" day! challenge!.

It's all about water and wet and being slippery and I know you all can go to fun porny places with with that. Here's my contribution - The Towel.

Go, make with the comment fic!

Well, soon! We're leaving bright and early tomorrow morning for the annual Christmas visit with the family. It's always great fun, lots of food and drink and happy festive times with my sisters. Yay! All the presents are wrapped and ready to go. The apartment is a mess, we're in the middle of packing, clothes everywhere. And I really need a shower.

My internet access there is going to be sporadic, so I want to wish everyone a lovely Christmas and a happy Chanukah and anything else one might celebrate. Be safe, and be happy. ::hugs::

( And because I can never resist, a little bit of John/Rodney Christmas schmoop. )

Hope you have a marvelous day, with lots of cool presents! In case you were wondering what other important events occured on this day, I found some special little tidbits from This Day in History:

1982: KITT's Debut. The first episode of the television show Knight Rider aired on this day, starring David Hasselhoff as private eye Michael Knight. However, the real star of the show was "KITT," his talking car.

1990: X rating abolished. The Motion Picture Association of America abolishes the "X" rating, replacing it with "NC-17," a rating designating a film with content inappropriate for viewers under age 17.

And in 1888, poet T.S. Eliot was born in St. Louis, Missouri.

There you have it. Clearly, a special day in history.

And to celebrate, I have written a little ficlet, just for you.

( Dinnertime )

I haven't forgotten my ficlet meme responsibilities! Here is a fresh batch of Jack/Paul ficlets Because Pookie needs some lovin', too.

gurrier requested a Jack/Paul ficlet with the line "I'm only going to say this once", spoken by Jack. Which kind of makes me go all shivery.

( Condiments and You (A Training Film) )

dirty_diana requested Jack/Paul with the line "I don't think that's going to work, sir."

( Maybe Not Such a Bad Thing After All )

And epeeblade requested Jack/Paul, and the intriguing line: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"

( Breaktime )

I'm so proud of myself, I finished up a couple of the requested ficlets! Three, to be exact.

First, a Stargate SG-1 fic for nostalgia_lj, who wanted Jack don't we all, and the bizarre line "I hate cake".

( Eat Dessert First )

This next one is for sheron, who wanted Atlantis, with Sheppard/McKay, and with McKay being an ice king. I wasn't quite able to pull off the icy part, I think.

( Not Asking )

And this one is for gigitrek, who requested Atlantis, Sheppard/McKay, and the term "gaunch", which is a Canadian slang expression for men's underwear. I've decided I like that term a lot, and I think we should all use it in our fics.

( What Do You Know? )

A frustrating day at work. And it will keep on being frustrating, until this damn grant deadline is past. ::stares at calendar:: I makes me mighty cranky.

So I wrote a porny little Jack/Daniel snippet to comfort myself.

( Surprise )