A typo, obviously...
Sep. 20th, 2004 01:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thegrrrl2002In my previous whine post, I accidently said I wanted people to write snippets to amuse me. Clearly, I meant to say I wrote a snippet to amuse myself. A Sheppard/McKay snippet, actually.
"Define 'inexperienced'".
"Well," John said, "as in 'not having much experience in a particular area of--of expertise'.
"Exactly how much is 'not much'?"
"Could we not discuss this right now?" John didn't want to talk about it; he didn't want to talk about anything right now. Trying to make his point, he pulled his shirt off and pushed Rodney down on the bed.
"Hold it, hold it," Rodney said, with his characteristic let-me-get-this-straight tone, even as he rubbed his hands across John's chest. "By 'not much', do you mean 'I once ogled a guy's ass in the showers' or 'I haven't made it through all the positions in the Gay Kama Sutra yet'?"
John blinked. "There's a Gay Kama Sutra?"
"Asked and answered, thank you." Rodney lay back, pulling John down over his body. "Have you *ever* had sex with a man before?"
"You mean other than myself?"
For a long moment Rodney stared up at him. He began to smile. "So in other words," Rodney said slowly, "I'm your first. Because you're so crazy about me that you--"
"Hey, hey--let's not get carried away here. I just--"
"You find me irresistible," Rodney told him, grinning broadly.
"Now did I say that?"
"You didn't have to. I inferred it. You've sucumbed to the infamous McKay charm."
"Infamous, huh?" It was, at least, an appropriate description. He relented. "Maybe a little."
Admitting it wasn't so bad after all. Because even though it made Rodney ridiculously pleased with himself, he was even more pleased with John. Which in ended, resulted in John feeling very pleased indeed.
"Define 'inexperienced'".
"Well," John said, "as in 'not having much experience in a particular area of--of expertise'.
"Exactly how much is 'not much'?"
"Could we not discuss this right now?" John didn't want to talk about it; he didn't want to talk about anything right now. Trying to make his point, he pulled his shirt off and pushed Rodney down on the bed.
"Hold it, hold it," Rodney said, with his characteristic let-me-get-this-straight tone, even as he rubbed his hands across John's chest. "By 'not much', do you mean 'I once ogled a guy's ass in the showers' or 'I haven't made it through all the positions in the Gay Kama Sutra yet'?"
John blinked. "There's a Gay Kama Sutra?"
"Asked and answered, thank you." Rodney lay back, pulling John down over his body. "Have you *ever* had sex with a man before?"
"You mean other than myself?"
For a long moment Rodney stared up at him. He began to smile. "So in other words," Rodney said slowly, "I'm your first. Because you're so crazy about me that you--"
"Hey, hey--let's not get carried away here. I just--"
"You find me irresistible," Rodney told him, grinning broadly.
"Now did I say that?"
"You didn't have to. I inferred it. You've sucumbed to the infamous McKay charm."
"Infamous, huh?" It was, at least, an appropriate description. He relented. "Maybe a little."
Admitting it wasn't so bad after all. Because even though it made Rodney ridiculously pleased with himself, he was even more pleased with John. Which in ended, resulted in John feeling very pleased indeed.
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Date: 2004-09-20 11:38 am (UTC)I want MORE of THIS.
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Date: 2004-09-20 12:22 pm (UTC)Actually, I had been thinking about your dialog post. Which made me think about writing dialog. Sheppard and McKay have done that "define" thing a couple of times, and it always amuses me. (What, you don't know what "strange" means?)
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Date: 2004-09-20 11:53 am (UTC)I'm all for more typos of this variety. :)
I like how McKay's "define inexperience" hearkens hack to the Underground ep where Sheppard asked him to define "strange" - it's details like that are very "on" and show-specific.
Also, cool that Sheppard is the inexperienced one here - so far the trend has been that he would try to make it with an inanimate object if he were horny enough. I'm not sure I buy that/see where that idea is coming from, so it's nice to see it a difference way.
And heh to the infamous charm line - very amusing!
I'd love to see how they got to this point though.... [whistles innocently into the wind]
By the way, there was a Sheppard/McKay snippet posted to the pegasusgate LJ yesterday, in case you hadn't seen it yet... I thought it was...fun.
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Date: 2004-09-20 01:16 pm (UTC)Theirloveissoundefined.
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Date: 2004-09-20 12:13 pm (UTC)I like confident McKay. It's a nice change from the neurotic, insecure McKay that is quickly becoming fanon.
And of course John succumbed. Who wouldn't? /g/
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Date: 2004-09-20 12:26 pm (UTC)And yes, we've all succumbed to Rodney's charm. He *is* irresistible.
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Date: 2004-09-20 12:50 pm (UTC)Don't read the grrrl's snippets while at work 'cause you may have to explain the grin and snickering.
I loved the use of the 'define ___' thing that McKay and Sheppard have going. The 'define theory' conversation was one of my favorite parts of The Storm
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Date: 2004-09-20 01:19 pm (UTC)Glad I could make you snicker.
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Date: 2004-09-20 01:34 pm (UTC)Love those two! *G*
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Date: 2004-09-21 06:27 am (UTC)Glad you liked!
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Date: 2004-09-20 01:41 pm (UTC)*converted*
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Date: 2004-09-20 04:31 pm (UTC)Great icon too!
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Date: 2004-09-21 06:35 am (UTC)I'm such a fangrrrl.
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Date: 2004-09-20 04:32 pm (UTC)go ahead and keep writing snippets please *is very amused*
*veg*
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Date: 2004-09-21 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-20 04:59 pm (UTC)"You mean other than myself?"
That seems like such an obvious reaction. Why haven't I heard it before?
Great snippet. I like the experienced Rodney idea, too. Who knows, maybe Sheppard's act is just that, and he really is inexperienced. Wouldn't be the first time.
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Date: 2004-09-21 06:45 am (UTC)Oh, I must be living right!
Date: 2004-09-20 07:11 pm (UTC)World needs more typos like this. *g*
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Date: 2004-09-22 07:30 am (UTC)Snippet!
Date: 2004-09-21 08:08 pm (UTC)This rocked, Grrrl. Kagey liked it so much she sent me an e-mail to tell me to find it. And I'm so glad I did. May your CEO be out of town more often!
All the best,
Leah
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Date: 2004-09-22 07:32 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed it!
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Date: 2004-09-22 02:24 pm (UTC)Irresistible
Date: 2004-09-23 04:12 am (UTC)Very sweet and lovely!
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Date: 2004-09-23 07:05 am (UTC)I'm so glad you bought into that. It's fun trying on different dynamics with them. I'm liking the feel of this particular one, I have to admit. *g*
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Date: 2004-11-23 08:07 pm (UTC)For a long moment Rodney stared up at him. He began to smile. "So in other words," Rodney said slowly, "I'm your first. Because you're so crazy about me that you--"
Oh yeah.
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Date: 2007-01-08 04:02 am (UTC)I got here via
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Date: 2007-01-08 06:28 am (UTC)And John and Rodney they make *me* very pleased indeed.
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Date: 2007-01-08 07:36 pm (UTC)And your icon makes *me* very pleased. Sweet! *g*