thegrrrl2002 | A typo, obviously...

In my previous ~~whine~~ post, I accidently said I wanted people to write snippets to amuse me. Clearly, I meant to say I wrote a snippet to amuse myself. A Sheppard/McKay snippet, actually.

"Define 'inexperienced'".

"Well," John said, "as in 'not having much experience in a particular area of--of expertise'.

"Exactly how much is 'not much'?"

"Could we not discuss this right now?" John didn't want to talk about it; he didn't want to talk about anything right now. Trying to make his point, he pulled his shirt off and pushed Rodney down on the bed.

"Hold it, hold it," Rodney said, with his characteristic let-me-get-this-straight tone, even as he rubbed his hands across John's chest. "By 'not much', do you mean 'I once ogled a guy's ass in the showers' or 'I haven't made it through all the positions in the Gay Kama Sutra yet'?"

John blinked. "There's a Gay Kama Sutra?"

"Asked and answered, thank you." Rodney lay back, pulling John down over his body. "Have you *ever* had sex with a man before?"

"You mean other than myself?"

For a long moment Rodney stared up at him. He began to smile. "So in other words," Rodney said slowly, "I'm your first. Because you're so crazy about me that you--"

"Hey, hey--let's not get carried away here. I just--"

"You find me irresistible," Rodney told him, grinning broadly.

"Now did I say that?"

"You didn't have to. I inferred it. You've sucumbed to the infamous McKay charm."

"Infamous, huh?" It was, at least, an appropriate description. He relented. "Maybe a little."

Admitting it wasn't so bad after all. Because even though it made Rodney ridiculously pleased with himself, he was even more pleased with John. Which in ended, resulted in John feeling very pleased indeed.