A question for all of you--what turns your crank?

[thegrrrl2002]

So, since my mind's been lingering pleasantly in the gutter lately (yeah, I know, how is that any different than usual?), and in honor of the upcoming SG1 premiere here in the US (yay!) I thought I'd throw a question out there regarding slashy sex scenes:

Is there any type of sex or scenario that as a reader, you'd really like to see but haven't found yet? Or if you are a writer, that you'd like to write but just can't quite figure out a good way to pull it off, while keeping everyone in character? It could be a real nasty kink or just a particular scenario (mmm, public sex, *g*) or type of position or a threesome or toys or just something sweet and simple. I'm just wondering what kind of naughty, gulty pleasure stuff is lurking in everybody else's minds.

Here's mine: I've been trying to come up with a good way to write a Jack/Daniel/Daniel/Daniel/Daniel etc .fic. I'd love to do it, but I just can't come up with a scenario I can work with. I want them to be AU Daniels, coming through a quantum mirror, but after that it falls apart. Why are they all there? Where's the rest of their teams? How do I get rid of Teal'c and Sam, especially if they're off-world? And how would all those Daniels convince Jack to get down and dirty with them? (Funny, I seem to have no trouble believing that the Daniels would want to do it.) I can usually come up with plausible explanations for one or two of my objections, but after that it kind of comes apart. I don't want to go down the 'aliens made them do it' route, either. I just want it to be part of a fairly decent, in-character, somewhat plausible story, and I can't make it work, damn it.

But I'd love to do it. Because it would be fun and dirty and I think Jack would really, really like it.

Maybe one of these days.

Now come on, you want to share, I know it. Tell me yours.

Comments

Re: Plausibility

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

So do you mean it's something you've got to believe in, motivation-wise, or just that the set-up has to work for you?

And have I mention how much the BuddyFuck-that-turns-into-a-whole-lot-more kind of fic turns my crank? *g* I think I have to go back and read "Kiss" again. Mmmm.

Re: Plausibility

[kylielee1000.livejournal.com]

So do you mean it's something you've got to believe in, motivation-wise, or just that the set-up has to work for you?

Both. The thing I like in fanfic is total plausibility, which is one reason I write so close to canon. And yet people rightfully point out that the characters' gayness is not canon, yet somehow that departure doesn't bother me.

Buddyfuck? Hmmm. And I see someone wants some Power!Jack/Jonas fic. I may be able to help out there...

::goes off to think::

crank crank

Re: Plausibility

[thegrrrl2002.livejournal.com]

I get it. There is something definitely appealing about keeping it close to canon. You've riffed on canon amazingly well in a lot of the ENT slash you've written, and reading it makes me believe that of course that's what was going on in the scenes they didn't show during the ep. It makes the slash very tangible and real.

As for Jack/Jonas, I'm not sure I can buy into it, but if you wrote it, I know I'd read it and love it. Fiercely.